So that happened. We had the first debate and Donnie is pretty pissed off. Kellyanne and Roger told him to hold back so he really didn’t blast Hillary for all of the stuff he could have hit her with. He mentioned the emails but that was about it. We didn’t even put Gennifer Flowers in the Front Row. We didn’t have Moncia throw cigars on the stage. Nobody smashed a blackberry with a hammer. Donnie is livid. He feels we pussied out. But they wanted him to be Presidential. You know a pussy.
The new team is insisting that we have to play it different and so far it seems to be working. Of course it helped that Hillary stroked out at the 911 memorial and everybody got to see that she is only kept going by massive drug abuse and Huma’s tongue baths. So we had a chance for a knock out and Donnie got distracted.
Of course Lester the Molester was a one way Charley. He asked Donnie like ninety two follow up questions and didn’t ask Hillary even one. Plus all of the questions were about our controversies like the birther nonsense. Donnie settled that. But they had to bring it up to pretend that Donnie is racist. Donnie isn’t racist. Sure he had to sign that consent decree forty years ago. That was his Dad. Old man Trump was a stone racist. He thought Ivana was a mulatto for Christ sake. The government was just starting to bully businessmen in those days and went to everyone who rented out apartments and told them they had to sign off that they wouldn’t discriminate against the Canadians. So everybody signed and did what they wanted to do anyway. Why do you think that all of the housing projects look like Showtime at the Apollo? It is just natural that people want to stay with their own kind. So what?
Donnie had to bring up some of Hillary’s bullshit. Benghazi. The emails. When they asked about cyber warfare he should have said Hillary’s idea of cyber protection is to destroy her blackberry with a hammer. More than that he should have said “Do you want to have the non-stop court cases and Fifth Amendment pleas and impeachments that come with the Clintons? Aren’t we tired of that bullshit?” Of course when they hit him with the Miss Housekeeping bullshit he really lost it. Don’t they realize that this bitch was a getaway driver on a hit? That she was a baby moma for a Cartel big wig? That she did porn? She is another criminal beaner that the Democrats made into a citizen. That’s what Hillary and Obama want to do. That and import Muzzie terrorists to stab us in the mall for fucks sake. Of course Hillary thinks we are all racists because we don’t want them to come in and kill us at a baby shower and shit. Enough already.
The next debate will be different. Donald is going to be Donald. He will bitch slap the bitch. The time is now. I told him if he beats on her I will give him a special treat.
There are seventy one rusty trombones in the Winning Parade.