He speaks about how his program will be self-funding. Implausible, but that's to be seen.
His speech is introduced by his daughter Ivanka, who stands beside him and behind him the entire speech and I must say she is distracting just being there on stage with him. You can just turn off the sound and enjoy just watching her.
So that's what Obama means by Trump idolizing the Russians. No wait, I have that wrong. Actually, picking up for incapacitated Hillary Clinton while she recovers from
Idolize. That's a thing with them. Give him a break. It's a thing people see when they have no real religion to speak of. It's only natural.
Meanwhile, his loving -- adoring, is it? -- wife, Michelle, reveals to Stephen Curry, whoever that is, how to get Obama's goat; by mocking his ears. Maybe it was flicking his ears. Nice. Funny gal, that one. I wonder what he does get her goat. No I don't. I lied again. I won't even guess because that would be mean and juvenile. Harambe. Oops.
And the whole time I was admiring Ivanka, I meant to say listening to Donald Trump speaking, the whole thing was ruined a bit by also imagining Chelsea Clinton standing there instead and the comparison is so ridiculous I couldn't stop laughing.
Nice soft touch, a baby makes a noise as they do and Trump deftly weaves it into his speech.