Saturday, September 3, 2016

i wanna dii

or maybe im ded an this is hel

my brane swelld but mi skul dint

an now my iiiz r pushin out

n watur keeps kumin owta mii mowth

if i kal an ambil ants theyl stik needel in my arm

an i wont even here the sirin.

an my dog is ded for 12 yeas ago.

an i threw a way mii fish soup cuz it stinks


Lem said...

Are you ok Chip?

are you trying an English derivative.

Rabel said...

Too many mouth-watering posts on Things wot I made then ate? Hope you're mostly kidding.

Lem said...

Those freebies better be before the sell by date shelve life.

Lem said...

shelf life... which is not the same as elf like, unless you keep your LOR collection on a shelf.

Chip Ahoy said...

I'll live

But I cannot drive or do anything

Called King Soopers to make a delivery of essentials. All bland things. Like hospital food.

Lem said...

There there... Chip ;)

MamaM said...

I'll live

I hope so. I was starting to become concerned. The saliva thing sounded odd. Enough to make me wonder if one of those pepper seeds was stuck or an allergy response had been triggered. I've not heard of unchecked saliva flow being part of a cold.

MamaM said...

Regardless of what else is flowing, the poetry is fine and the sentiments expressed once again invite an assortment of thoughts and feelings, including laughter over the plight of the stinking soup, the scapegoatfish for the whole wondrously awe-full and awful experience.

ChipA, I'm hoping there is someone willing to check in on your sanity and need for outside intervention if this situation does not begin to improve.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Sounds like food poisoning. Excessive saliva is the body's way of preparing you for some major upchucking and similar situation on the other end of the alimentary canal.

Ginger ale and soda crackers and lots of liquids.

Then....get thee to a doctor.

Amartel said...

Somebody please check on him?

Sixty Grit said...

I am with DBQ on that diagnosis. For me it is also a precursor to going into shock after eating something I am allergic to.