“A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, ‘You are mad; you are not like us.'” ― St. Anthony the Great
Bubonic Chronic? Catchy name. I like it.
Sixty, The marketers for cannabis have come up w/ some great names. 9 Pound HammerTricksr4kidzzKarmaceuticals Barb WiredDeath StarPurple UrkelAlaskan Thunder FuckFacewreck HazePower PlantYabba Dabba GooElephant StomperHeavy Duty FruityPermafrrostApollo 13Amnesia HazeAnd there are many more.
Dutch ChronicOne Hit Zero to SixtySpin and GrinRAM ChipsDad's Bone HeadAll that and more At Lem's Weed Store
I looked at Nipton, California in Google Earth. It doesn't have Main St. It's just a few houses along the highway with rail fencing in a few places, and automobiles parked around. So I used Leadville Colorado instead. The other side of the street has cars in front of all the buildings. Each screenshot was badly warped by perspective. I'm a little surprised anything was useable.
The shops in Colorado have some strange names too. I walked into one on Santa Fe Street near King Soopers on Speer and 14th called something like Healthy Green or some such. It had a lovely 60s-ish artwork sign. I honestly thought it was a vegetarian restaurant or maybe they specialized in salads. I was looking for a somewhere to have lunch. There is no indication it is a dispensary. None of the usual signage. Until you go in and there is a separate security entrance where you sign in.
Man, I am going to copyright "One Hit Zero to Sixty" - you know that shit is da bomb!"Doobies By Troopy" however, is said to make one indolent.
Sixty, The data sheets dispensaries have for the different strains contain the THC, CBC levels, aroma, tastes, etc. Then they have the "couch lock" scale. Indica's, used for pain relief and sleep, have the strongest "couch lock" numbers. There are the 2 basic strains, indica and sativa. In layman's terms, sativa get you high and indica gets you stoned. Now, most of the strains are hybrids, but some folks just want the pure strains.
Chip, LOL! I can picture you walking in looking for a nice kale salad and saying, "WTF?"
Don't forget the lowly C. ruderalis strain - it's good for back yard gardening.
Sixty, I was remiss in not including ruderalis. It is high in CBC and I think it is used in the medication for kids w/ uncontrollable seizures. That med has been a miracle. And since ruderalis is so low in THC, the kid gets no high, just CBC's which are not psychoactive. But, there are still knuckle draggers who are against this med for kids.
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