Monday, August 28, 2017

Patton Oswalt: Joke Theft Is No Laughing Matter

Link to video

4 comments:

Trooper York said...

I know but if a wife pisses off her husband than it is a death sentence.

Trooper York said...

Ask that commie Patton about that why doncha?

Chip Ahoy said...

There I was minding my own bizwax watching Netflix Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. when suddenly this fat little troll Patten Oswald shows up on one the episodes as a key character and I'm all, oh no, uh-uh, no way, not gonna happen, zip, zip, zip-a-dee-doo-day, through every scene with his miserable face in it, and that turned out to be nearly the whole thing. Then go to the next episode having sacrificed a large chunk of the story and the next episode has TWO of the miserable fuckers in it. They make him into fucking TWINS! And I'm all, "I SAID NO!" zippidy-zippidy-zap! Through the whole fucking episode. And this went on for like three or four entire episodes. His presence seriously marred the entire series so I cannot recommend it. All because he presumed to stick his open filthy stinking stupid bagel hole about his stupid fucking political views that, guess what? Turned out to be standard thoughtless Democrat received propaganda. So just fuck off. Seriously. Just fuck to the off.

Right as we read articles appearing with titles such as "Hollywood in the era of Trump." Here's a clue for you, Hollywood. Regarding all things political, just shut the fuck up. Your opinions are NOT valued. In fact, they're anti-valued. Dis-valued. Mal-valued. You can only do yourselves harm by expressing your stupid ass pinched malevolent opinions.

I have no reason to see anything with this little dick in it. Including this video. Whatever is said in this video, I just flat don't care. Resolutely won't care. My favorite mental calmness song starts playing in my head that forms a defensive wall to block out all identified unwanted disruptive noise. Big Sean IDFWY I gotta million trillion things I'd rather fuck'n do than be fuck'n witchew.

It makes me laugh all over again. That shit is funny!

Oh! Today I bought a new 55 gallon aquarium and stand. I'll switch it out for the one that I have. It's in the truck. I'm waiting to hire a guy to help me move it. On account of not wanting to bug any of my friends. Shirley, someone here can use the cash. So I asked the manager here to hook me up.

The Dude said...

He was in Justified, which shows just how far that show devolved as the seasons progressed. I think he was the hero who saved the day. Very sad.