Can you doctor/photoshop some Weekend at Bernie's gifs with pictures of a fainting Hillary replacing Bernie?
I know we don't always get along so well but for the sake of needed comedy and political imperative I think that would be a good idea that I'm more than willing to share with you.
I'm not sure they have to be animated - because that 1989 movie is already obscure enough (except for the premise). Just something with a still frame and a caption in the bottom that gets the comparison across effectively.
The little old lady from Balmoral Castle Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go Is a little old lady you don't wanna hassle Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go But parked in her rickety old garage Is a brand new shiny red super stock Dodge
ed - I pasted a link to "witch oz legs" in another post but it seemed cruel to post it twice. I thought of every different joke - pulling up by bootstraps, etc. but couldn't do it. If the cranky lady really is that close to the end then it won't be hard for me to move on and off of it but I won't lie and pretend that there is much I can find from her life that I could praise her for.
As far as whatever the fuck really is going on some doctor at one of the related videos posted the following. It's bad enough that Dr. Drew was fired for just going with the evidence that's publicly available and concluding what any citizen has a right to conclude based on applying common medical standards to a hypothetical, let alone to a revealed detail. So as we can expect her to dig in further and further we can also expect more of these things so eventually someone will have to stumble upon the truth. There are only so many diseases or manageable states that occur in the world:
I am a physician and just based on all the videos out there in regard to Hillary "medical conditions," she has some underlying severe medical issues. Plus, normal people do not get a idiopathic cerebral vein thrombosis without underlying blood dyscrasias. Plus they treated her with thrombolytics which means that she has severe thrombosis. Usually these patients do not have good cerebral outcomes and usually have cerebral deficits. The left may say that that the right wing conspiracy is making something out of nothing, but if you showed these videos to medical personnel, they are all going to say that she has some underlying pathologic state.
My wish is coming true. She is dropping dead right before my eyes. MORE!!! MORE!!! May she die a horrid and painful death.
There is no way one would think that the media can even remotely hide this anymore, but you know what, they are and they will and it's going to blow up in her fucking face. She is utterly unelectable, not from just her lies, but from her illness. A CiC must be a strong and stalwart picture of health. She is none of those things.
She's having more Weekend at Bernie's moments than Strom Thurmond ever did. And that guy lived into the triple digits.
Oh don't worry, the media, the DNC, her handlers are going to literally carry her carcass over the finish line. Fuck, even if she dies tonight, they'll just embalm her, stuff her, tie her limbs up like a marionette, and play a Weekend At Hillary's until November 8th.
She's a bad girl, loves her money Loves Alinksy and DC too She's a bad girl, crazy 'bout Sanger Loves booze and her girlfriend too
It's a long day livin' in Chappaqua There's a toll booth runnin' through the yard And I'm a good boy, 'cause I don't even miss her I'm a good boy for not breakin' her fall
And she's free, free fallin' Yeah she's free, free fallin'
All the Deplorables walkin' through the valley Move west down Pepe Blvd. And all the bad boys are fleeing to the shadows All the bad girls are jailed with broken ambitions
Quick n' dirty. Damn all the song references today. Dr. Feelgood, Goody Two shoes and Free Fallin.
28 comments:
Over to you mainstream media.
Body language is enough! Holy Cow!!!
I am also enjoying the energy and excitement apparent in the voices speaking. Lots of exclamation!
How are they going to explain this away?
Because you know they will.
My guess is that they will say that Chelsea stepped on a crack.
Damn, that's even worser.
Wait. I think I saw Trump put down a banana peel.
Because you know he wants to throw the election to Crooked Hillary.
Maybe she should start calling her Slippery Hillary.
When Bill said Hillary was cold and calculating nobody guess how much... it took her all this time to feel the Bern ;)
Where is Bernie BTW.
She was already being held up by at least one person and leaning backward.
No way this gets covered up.
If you saw the vid of her leaving Chelsea's, it's clear they shot her full of enough to get her on her feet again.
Looks like they're going to push the fiction it was just an "episode".
Yeah. An episode of "ER."
She's fine. Who here has not been tossed face first onto the floor of a van after, well, who knows what, but let them cast the first stone!
Remember kids, never mix Everclear with your Vicodin!
Wow. Just. Wow.
Houston, we have a problem.
A huge problem.
Over to you mainstream media.
Lol.
Shill shill shill shill shill - for Hill!
To be serious for a moment.
Normally I am very depressed on 911.
But Hillary really cheered me up today. Thank you Mrs. Clinton.
She's having more Weekend at Bernie's moments than Strom Thurmond ever did. And that guy lived into the triple digits.
After a while they're just going to have to use a dolly to wheel her propped-up body around on.
Which is usually how robots come out of the assembly line anyway, I'd imagine.
It's possible she's concealing health problems that could leave her incapable of making it through even a year in office, let alone an entire term.
And she would still let it go just for the "iconic moment" of winning in November.
Somehow she must be the one to make history - even if she does nothing with it.
That's our Hillary.
Wait a minute...
The "first" video showed the getaway van pointing in the other direction.
In this video, the sack of potatoes gets loaded in the driver's side of the van.
It's the reverse image of the same video.
CNN said that the same guys that faked the moon landings filmed this.
So that explains it. Right?
Chip,
Can you doctor/photoshop some Weekend at Bernie's gifs with pictures of a fainting Hillary replacing Bernie?
I know we don't always get along so well but for the sake of needed comedy and political imperative I think that would be a good idea that I'm more than willing to share with you.
I'm not sure they have to be animated - because that 1989 movie is already obscure enough (except for the premise). Just something with a still frame and a caption in the bottom that gets the comparison across effectively.
Your humble servant,
A less visually inclined commenter on the blog.
Thank you -
The upshot is that the Ozark global Slush fund is dependent on the ability to peddle influence.
As of now, the only influence left is her chances, ever shrinking, of becoming PUS.
They have to maintain the fiction she's OK or the Serial Rapist and Frumpty go into retirement.
As if HRC didn't already have enough problems, this insensitive woman had to pick today just to rub it in.
Nearly 91 years old. What a show off.
The little old lady from Balmoral Castle
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
Is a little old lady you don't wanna hassle
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red super stock Dodge
OK, take a look at this pic taken before the Fall of the Twin Cankles.
Hand on chest, woman beside her taking a pulse, holding her up?
ed - I pasted a link to "witch oz legs" in another post but it seemed cruel to post it twice. I thought of every different joke - pulling up by bootstraps, etc. but couldn't do it. If the cranky lady really is that close to the end then it won't be hard for me to move on and off of it but I won't lie and pretend that there is much I can find from her life that I could praise her for.
As far as whatever the fuck really is going on some doctor at one of the related videos posted the following. It's bad enough that Dr. Drew was fired for just going with the evidence that's publicly available and concluding what any citizen has a right to conclude based on applying common medical standards to a hypothetical, let alone to a revealed detail. So as we can expect her to dig in further and further we can also expect more of these things so eventually someone will have to stumble upon the truth. There are only so many diseases or manageable states that occur in the world:
I am a physician and just based on all the videos out there in regard to Hillary "medical conditions," she has some underlying severe medical issues. Plus, normal people do not get a idiopathic cerebral vein thrombosis without underlying blood dyscrasias. Plus they treated her with thrombolytics which means that she has severe thrombosis. Usually these patients do not have good cerebral outcomes and usually have cerebral deficits. The left may say that that the right wing conspiracy is making something out of nothing, but if you showed these videos to medical personnel, they are all going to say that she has some underlying pathologic state.
How are they going to explain this away?
They can always go with drinking. Heck, 9/11 is a downer. Who can blame her having several really stiff bloodies before heading out to that affair.
My wish is coming true. She is dropping dead right before my eyes. MORE!!! MORE!!! May she die a horrid and painful death.
There is no way one would think that the media can even remotely hide this anymore, but you know what, they are and they will and it's going to blow up in her fucking face. She is utterly unelectable, not from just her lies, but from her illness. A CiC must be a strong and stalwart picture of health. She is none of those things.
Rhythm and Balls said...
She's having more Weekend at Bernie's moments than Strom Thurmond ever did. And that guy lived into the triple digits.
Oh don't worry, the media, the DNC, her handlers are going to literally carry her carcass over the finish line. Fuck, even if she dies tonight, they'll just embalm her, stuff her, tie her limbs up like a marionette, and play a Weekend At Hillary's until November 8th.
She's a bad girl, loves her money
Loves Alinksy and DC too
She's a bad girl, crazy 'bout Sanger
Loves booze and her girlfriend too
It's a long day livin' in Chappaqua
There's a toll booth runnin' through the yard
And I'm a good boy, 'cause I don't even miss her
I'm a good boy for not breakin' her fall
And she's free, free fallin'
Yeah she's free, free fallin'
All the Deplorables walkin' through the valley
Move west down Pepe Blvd.
And all the bad boys are fleeing to the shadows
All the bad girls are jailed with broken ambitions
Quick n' dirty. Damn all the song references today. Dr. Feelgood, Goody Two shoes and Free Fallin.
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