Wednesday, September 7, 2016

"Bee-keeping, Welding, and being on the Bomb Squad, would suck tremendously"

If nudism were made mandatory, what would be the best or worst changes to daily life?
Uh, I live in Alaska

Naked people cooking your food in restaurants. And if you're the chef, imagine the splashes and grease burns.

Strippers would lose their jobs. Shame really, where else will they go?

Worst: everyone sees your small wiener
Best: everyone else's wieners are small too.

Worst: driving home when your car seats and seat belts were in the sun all day.

I'd say hugging family members would become a bit strange.

13 comments:

edutcher said...

Actually, strippers would make their money putting clothes on.

Forbidden fruit, doncha know..

Lem said...

There would be a burkini underground.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Sunscreen stocks!

ricpic said...

It just hit me...that photo of Trump and Ivanka is right out of Rubens. No, not the sandwich; the Flemish limner of great blond beasts.

ndspinelli said...

Having walked along Black's Beach in San Diego, a nude beach, we do NOT want rampant nudity in this country. It's ugly enough w/ clothes.

Methadras said...

Nick, for the love of God seeing the human geezer raisins with two legs sunning on Black's is a crime unto itself. The only people that troll that beach nude are homosexual geezers that still think they can cruise. I'd just as soon drive a bulldozer over them.

Adamsunderground said...

I'd be a nudist but it's too much a hassle to cover all my furniture in plastic.

ndspinelli said...

Meth, As you know, I love to walk and that is a great stretch of beach to walk. You are of course correct. It is old, saggy, homo central. Thankfully, there are few people, nude or otherwise, on the beach when I walk it in the winter.

Methadras said...

Nick, by the way, Blacks is one of the best surf breaks on the west coast if not in the world. When a good swell comes in, it is on the money. I've surfed that stretch for most of my life. From the South of Scripps Pier all the way to Blacks. It is a great walk too.

bagoh20 said...

Imagine the love for humanity that would overcome you while riding a bus after you first choose the driest seat and then relax with your face at crotch/ass level swaying along your merry scented path.

Methadras said...

That's why I stand on public transit bro.

ndspinelli said...

Meth, When I was making my walk from the Cove north there was a German TV crew filming a show w/ surfers. They were just north of the pier. That was last March.

Amartel said...

All good points but the fundamental problem with "mandatory nudism" is the mandatoriness.