Angina

Maybe it's in the news.

I will tell you a joke.

This joke is appropriate anywhere any time. Church, home, parents, kids, school, anywhere.

A very old man, let's call him Bernie, gets married to a very old woman.

Two old people get married late in life and things are a little bit different.

You can jazz up the joke however you like, the essence of it is on their first night together they are playing around on the bed undressing each other.

This is their big moment of intimacy.

His new wife takes off his shirt and he unbuttons her blouse.

Bernie begins to unbutton his new wife's pants. She's the type woman who dresses like a proletariat. It's a thing with these two. They honeymoon in Moscow.

She says "Stop! Bernie, wait a minute."

Bernie asks her what's wrong.

"I have have something to tell you before we go further."

     "What is it Honey? Tell me. Don't be upset. You can tell me anything."

"This is difficult to admit but I have acute angina."

     Bernie's face cleared of concern and he smiled broadly.

"Oh thank goodness. I'm glad you said that. Because when I took off your blouse I was thinking, Man, those tits of hers sure are ugly.




I lied about the joke being appropriate anywhere. That there's whatcha call misdirection.

But that was to compensate for my own shortcoming.

I told the joke at a party and everyone laughed. Men, women, old, young.

Then I asked them because I didn't know, what does angina mean?

I had to have my own joke explained to me.

Now, is that stupid or what?