Thursday, October 10, 2019

Trump signs executive order on transparency

This video is one hour.

Every federal rule has to be spelled out to the letter. If the rule isn't published and easily accessible then it's rescinded. Trump invites a few guest speakers who were victim to federal overreach to tell their story briefly. This portion lasts a little over twenty minutes.

Then the press asks questions about current concerns. They are uncharacteristically well behaved. Trump ends with one of the most touching descriptions of why he wants to end ceaseless wars that I've ever heard. It really is worth your time checking out. The press does not yell outrageously on top of each other any final questions when Trump draws the session to a close.

This presser is different from all the others that have preceded it. The tone is matured for both Trump and the press.


When Trump signs the executive order one guy gets the actual pen. Then souvenir pens are handed out by the dozens. New pens that didn't even write anything.


Trump shows the executive order in its portfolio, the thing he just signed, but nobody can see far less read what is on it. This display gets lifted and Photoshopped with ridiculous overlays by nitwit satirists worldwide. Mostly in Britain. Each imagining they thought it up for the very first time even though the exact same thing has been done literally thousands of times. That's how worn their tattered threadbare Orange-man bad satire. They're toast. They're used up.

My imitation of Obama signing an executive order is retarded and deeply offensive.

I hold an imaginary pen in my left hand and with my head tilted and tongue sticking out and my eyes rolling around, then stern concentration, with my left hand crumpled like holding a stick with a muscular dystrophy-hand I draw a gigantic uncoordinated O. Then in the middle of the O scribble nothing left to right then go z-i-i-i-i-i-p all the way to the far right that shifts my whole body. Then look up and smile goofily like I just achieved something great.

It makes people want to punch me in the face.

Because it strikes a nerve.

And it's too close to real.

My imaginary Obama signature written in air is actually recognizable.

3 comments:

edutcher said...

Trump is trying to give the little guy a fighting chance.

And I hope he's right about Syria and that the Israelis are right about how many guys we have there (they say < 25).

Trooper York said...
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Trooper York said...

The God Emperor was very moving in his description of what it means to deal with the families of our brave servicemen who are dying in endless foreign wars for nothing but the self aggrandizement of jerk offs like Lady Graham and John Bolton.

He ran on a platform of getting us out of endless wars and once again unlike most politicians he is trying to fulfill those campaign promises. Every Rhino asshole and formerly peace-nik commie Democrat is shitting on him. Only Rand Paul is standing with our President and the American people.

I wish that the President would call for a new select committee like the Church Committee headed by Rand Paul to investigate the CIA and the FBI. Maybe we can get to the bottom of the Deep State and get them on the run. I hope that is a second term priority.

The fact is they took out 50 soldiers. So that's the end of the world and going to cause the Kurds to be massacred? What a bunch of bullshit. How do these fuckers go on TV and lie with a straight face?

Thanks Chip for showing was a President who cares about our soldiers looks like.