That top piece is for sale for $6000. Oil on canvas. I'd buy it. I've paid more for impressionist paintings that weren't as compelling as that noir urban streetscape. Nice work.
Methadras could shit a picture better than that. I bet. I still want to see an extruded Picasso.
I was at Whole Foods. I walked up to a couple at the peanut butter dispenser. Fresh peanut butter, right there. You can almond butter too. Those two things. Quite the attraction for hipster-types who go for that sort of thing. The woman was tall and thin and fashionable and goth with an aura of thick attitude. The man was equal height and ordinary regular guy appearance, somewhat mixed couple. The goth woman was dispensing almond butter. It goes round and round and round very slowly and produces a perfectly modeled poop shaped. And I go, "Guess what that reminds me of." The woman scowled, and the man laughed. "Guess, I said." The woman glared like fuck off, the guy laughed more, She finished her poop paste and they walked away I thought hey that stuff looks pretty good actually. Fresh almond butter right there. Poop looking or not, it's really good stuff and a good value besides. That goth woman knows what she's doing.
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That top piece is for sale for $6000. Oil on canvas. I'd buy it. I've paid more for impressionist paintings that weren't as compelling as that noir urban streetscape. Nice work.
I like the top one very much.
Methadras could shit a picture better than that. I bet. I still want to see an extruded Picasso.
I was at Whole Foods. I walked up to a couple at the peanut butter dispenser. Fresh peanut butter, right there. You can almond butter too. Those two things. Quite the attraction for hipster-types who go for that sort of thing. The woman was tall and thin and fashionable and goth with an aura of thick attitude. The man was equal height and ordinary regular guy appearance, somewhat mixed couple. The goth woman was dispensing almond butter. It goes round and round and round very slowly and produces a perfectly modeled poop shaped. And I go, "Guess what that reminds me of." The woman scowled, and the man laughed. "Guess, I said." The woman glared like fuck off, the guy laughed more, She finished her poop paste and they walked away I thought hey that stuff looks pretty good actually. Fresh almond butter right there. Poop looking or not, it's really good stuff and a good value besides. That goth woman knows what she's doing.
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