“Think as I think,” said a man, “or you are abominably wicked; you are a toad.” And after I thought of it, I said, “I will, then, be a toad.” ― Stephen Crane
Is the special at the Meow restaurant Cat?
I know they are having the dog eating festival in China this week. Lisa Vanderpump of the Real Housewoves is leading her annual protest about it.
I don't think I ever watched an entire episode of the Housewives.
Very cool cake, but the restaurateur is looking for Medal of Honor candidates.
Oh! It goes into cupcakes. What's in the icing? - -It's a secret.What's in the icing? - -It's top secret.What's in the icing? - -I'd tell ya but then I'd haff ta kill ya.What's in the icing? - -Not telling.Tell me or I'll tell your wife you begged to let you blow me in Breckenridge.- -It's Crisco and sugar and food coloring. Satisfied? Yuk.
I don't like the shift to cupcakes. We went to a wedding last week and they had good ol' fashioned wedding cake. Cupcakes always have too much icing. So does carrot cake. I love carrot cake, but I scrape off half the icing.
Are those donuts? Brilliant idea - so much easier to serve.
Well Lem, only eltist, brie eating, chardonnay drinking, Hillary lovers, don't watch Housewives.
I turned on one episode and it was a crying sobbing fest.No thanks.
The cake peacock on display catches my eye and makes me say ahh, which is the intent, I'd imagine. The unspoken hope/promise in the scene presented is for a burst of glory. What better wish for newlyweds? Life is hard; look, wait and enjoy dazzle that sometimes reaches and exceeds imagination. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvFdj-pFMc
Lem, You need to do some prep work. Go to a park w/ moms and kids, or some place w/ lots of women. Maybe a large secretarial office pool. Familiarize yourself w/ the vernacular, the speech pattern, the passive aggressive controlling behavior, the pettiness. Do that until you think you understand it. I mean as best a man could. Then, go to McDonald's, get a Super Sized Big Mac Meal, and try watching Housewives again. It may still not be your cup o' tea, but at least you will have given it a solid chance.
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