What's your lame claim to fame?
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I got pied in the face on slime time live as a kid
My face was visible in the background of a senate hearing on c-span 3 a few years ago.
I have had the same cell phone number since 1989.
I was one of the first 100 people whose embryo was created and developed in a laboratory through artificial fertilization. I was not conceived inside my mother!
I got stuck in a Whitehouse bathroom when I was 12 (1978). The Secret Service guys had to break me out.
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The minute I popped out I was famous. The problem with most people is that they buy the propaganda that they're not much and then live accordingly.
I was the guy on the grassy knoll, but I didn't think it was loaded.
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
I've been notorious for years.
I had to avoid sniper fire while I cleaned out spam mail from my inbox.
My grandma was a descendant of Sam Houston, until we found out she wasn't.
I can fold a fitted sheet into a perfect tidy rectangle.
I once shook the hand of a man who shook the hand of JFK. So, there's that.
I've been re-Twitted by verified Twitter Accounts.
I was named after St. Anthony so I am good at finding lost things.
And Lem the sniper fire comment was a good one!
I met a woman who admits that she kissed Mick Jagger. Since she didn't say where, other than in a taxi, I didn't kiss her.
Gilbert Baker, the guy designed the gay rainbow logo said he was inspired by a hang glider on a hill a the curve of I-70 and the only hang glider sail like that at the time out there was mine. It was the happiest most beautiful thing. Everybody wanted it. Everyone. When I crashed it, I sold it on the spot, at a profit, even after repairs. The guy was talking to me earlier that day and came rushing down the hill in front of the rest, "hate to take advantage of a bad situation, but would you reconsider..." The sail was undamaged. The rest just aluminum pipes and cable. So there you go.
Myself and my family drank and conversed w/ the winningest MLB southpaw of all time in a restaurant bar on Martha's Vineyard. Warren Spahn was on the Vineyard for his annual bluefish trip. A great guy. He drank Heineken and smoked Pall Mall.
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