“Think as I think,” said a man, “or you are abominably wicked; you are a toad.” And after I thought of it, I said, “I will, then, be a toad.” ― Stephen Crane
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Fast food kills.
Ronald McDonald gunned down at NC Sonic restaurant
UMBERTON, N.C. (WNCN) – A man named Ronald McDonald, 36, was shot during an argument at a Sonic restaurant Thursday evening in Lumberton, North Carolina.
McDonald, who is the husband of one of the restaurant’s managers, argued with Telvin Drummond, 24, an employee at Sonic.
Both men shot at each other. McDonald was struck by gun fire and is being treated for injuries that are believed to not be life threatening.
A concerned bystander who was peeping in the window of the restaurant with his hand down his pants lauded the fact that Ronald McDonald was shot down. "I saw the whole thing in the reflection of the window while I was peeping on the customers who were eating junk food. Ronald McDonald is a menace and his restaurant should be closed. Only lowlifes and fools eat there. None of the elite meet there to greet. Good riddance."
The investigation is still ongoing but an outpouring of sympathy and love for Ronald McDonald resulted. A typical North Carolinian belle was seen administrating her own form of tender loving care to the wounded fast food spokesman as he awaited an ambulance.