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Place salt in the sugar container and then put sugar in the salt container.
Take every battery out of every electronic device. Replace with tootsie rolls so they aren't too upset when they find out
replace all of their family photos with pictures of giraffes.
plant carrots in a friends garden and return regularly in the night to water them.
taking a dump in their toilet.. and not flushing
Place a positive pregnancy test on their bedside table.
A friend of mine told me once he would leave a zucchini on his mass transit bus seat. I don't know why. I was too dumbfounded to find out. Now I think it's kind of hilarious.
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Put crackers in their bed.
A painter's revenge fantasy for a customer who was difficult to collect from would be to go back and repaint that room a color they wouldn't like.
ed, LOL! My bride, who is quite non obsessive, is Rain Man like regarding crumbs in the bed. It's not really a problem when we're home. But, in hotels it requires some diligence.
When I worked for the prosecutor's office we had a serial burglar who worked a neighborhood. He would only steal small items, money, jewelry, etc. No TV's, electronic items. But he always ate. I mean he would cook a meal. He was particularly fond of breakfast, bacon and eggs being his go to breakfast.
Hey spinelli, unless the guy cooked breakfast with his gloves on (ewww) wouldn't he leave telltale fingerprints all over the place?
ricpic, He did leave fingerprints all over the place. However, he had never been fingerprinted, he was a younger guy w/ no prior record. He sold all the stolen jewelry to a fence who got busted for receiving stolen property. The fence was given a deal, gave us the hungry burglar's name and some jewelry he still had. The Jacque Pepin burglar was questioned and fingerprinted, and bingo! I think he was popped for ~8 burglaries. When a fence gets busted it's a bad day for his burglar clients.
I'd change all the clocks in the house to blink 12:00am. That'll show em.
Turn off all the water valves under sinks and toilets.
Turn off every other circuit.
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