“The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth and have it found out by accident.” ― Charles Lamb
Sunday, April 17, 2016
If Star Dates were like J Date
"So it this your first time at the Starfleet Speed dating event?" "Yes I thought it was the logical thing to do. So what do you do here at Star Fleet? "I do communications baby because I am very oral." "Fascinating. Have I ever told you about the Vulcan Vagina pinch?" "Sounds groovy baby. Oh there be the bell. I have to go talk to the chink. I see you later."