Tuesday, April 26, 2016

"Germany Installs Traffic Lights In Sidewalks..."

"So That Smartphone Users Don't Have To Look Up"
When the officials in the city of Augsburg noticed how people never looked up from their smartphones and ignored traffic signals, they decided to do something about it.
Hence came the invention of installing traffic lights right into the sidewalk. The genius idea was based on the premise that pedestrians wouldn't have to tear their eyes away from their phones while crossing a road. They can continue using their phones and won't miss the lights in the sidewalk.
Somewhere in London

13 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

They must be walking on eggshells over there... with all that unpopular migrant business.

chickelit said...

The red double decker bus looks more like Jolly Ol'

chickelit said...

Not to mention the language of the sign.

The Dude said...

And the London Taxi, but details, right?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I used the second photo from the article.

It's not Germany.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

The first photo, presumably Germany, seemed austere.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Photo captioned... thanks for calling it to my attention.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

"When the officials in the city of Augsburg noticed how people never looked up from their smartphones and ignored traffic signals, they decided to do something about it."

Bad move. Let natural selection take its course.

edutcher said...

Don't raise the bridge, lower the river.

bagoh20 said...

Someone should explain to them how it's not the lights that run you over.

ampersand said...

Just put camera's at the crosswalks and post the videos on You tube. Squiiiish.

Amartel said...

Hmm, how can we waste taxpayer money AND expand the protective bubble around nitwits who vote for bigger government?

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

This is very anti-Darwin. If someone doesn't have the goddamn sense to look up from a fucking phone amidst tons of oncoming steel then evolution demands that they be the first to eat a chrome bumper.