It's like when you quit smoking. That whole world is closed off to you. No more ashtrays, no more lighters. No more need to make sure you have sufficient cigarette supply, and some kind of handy fire source, and no need for ash disposal, no more butts, no more burnt holes in fabrics, no more cigarette breath, no more need for supplemental breath mints, no more undue pressure on your lungs. No more coughing. No more black lung disease. No more smoke crawling around like a snake. No more stinking up your clothes, your car, your hair. That world has ended.
Pluperfect, it began and ended in the past. That world is dead. Dead and gone.
So how then is it that so many people are still smoking? That doesn't even fit. Those smoking people all over the place are anachronisms in my world.
Same thing with Fox. Exactly the same thing. Except different.
No more Giraldo to tolerate, no more more Juan Williams dummkopfery, no more Shepard Smith gay liberalism to bear, no more Peter Doocy and Chris Wallace nepotism to stand for, no more doses of liberalism voices that must come with conservative points of view. No more interviewers interrupting their interviewees, no more "five seconds, please" and "we've got to go" rushing through good explanations.
In fact, no more f'k'n cable period.
Begone!
So how is it then we're still presented with straight up disasters like this?
Shut up. Both of you.
I have much more important things to do.
*squeaky ventriloquist voice* "Like what?"
Like searching [coleus germination temperature] and [pansy germination temperature] and learning the heating pad I provided them is actually working against me. I must move their pods to another room where it's cooler. Now that's information I can use. And it's education that comes to me free. Without two vastly overpaid obnoxious dopes and their two bizarre psychologies and two ugly faces.
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These fuicking people really think they're fascinating. These shows are dullard gossip. At the least the weirdos in Hollywood are interesting in their perverted glory. These people are just sad and boring. Oooooh, your bloated loudmouth husband whose only relevance is being married to you said your boss is a liar. Or whatever. Ooooo, fascinating. That being said, at least Kellyanne got where she is based on her own work as opposed to Wallace son of Mike "watermelons and tacos" Wallace, former game show host and town gossip later promoted to town nark. And she called out Wallace for delving into gossip. I'm not too sure about the lady but her point is a good one: Why would you even ask such a question? Wallace falls back on the ole "I'm just asking what others are asking" excuse. What others, pray tell? Why do you assume that we, out here in America, care? The only people who care are other insiders. Talk amongst yourselves if you must but just stick to the news. Please.
Well, he hasn't become Baba Wawa yet.
Get metaphor Chip. Work has tv's everywhere blasting some form of cable news. All of it is pathetic to me. Like watching a smoker standing in freezing rain to get his fix of nicotine; watching just doesn't seem like a fun thing to do. Throw in politicos arguing about whatever McGuffin is in the news this week, and its boring, just boring.
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