Wednesday, December 6, 2017

I.O.C. banned Russia from 2018 Winter Olympics



Why don't we have drug Olympics and drug regular sports where all the doping you want is allowed so we can behold maximum enhanced achievement?

Then we can observe the full benefits and the full harms; breathtaking achievements along with debilitating injuries, early deaths and shriveled testicles. 

Care to hear something strange? 

Goes like this. I knew a guy for a short while, a small regular fellow, except he worked out a lot. We were working together outside during summer building a backyard pond, working up a sweat. He pulled off his shirt, and although short in stature he was built like a brick sh ... like a brutalist pit-latrine. Placing large rocks put us in close proximity to each other and I could actually smell a bitter steroid aura around him. The weird part is, like marijuana and like death, you can have no idea what it smells like yet identify it immediately. 

6 comments:

Leland said...

It won't be long until the Olympics are the drug Olympics, as trans athletes will claim the hormones and steroids on necessary parts of their treatment for transformation, and it would be wrong to prevent zer from competing in the womyns competition.

edutcher said...

Old SNL routine BTW.

Chip Ahoy said...

This one? Xanthrex, guy tells his doctor to prescribe, doctor refuses, guy beats him up.

I tried different searches with drugs and sports and they have a few other things.

Trooper York said...

Will the moolies kneel when they play the National Anthem at the Olympics?

MamaM said...

I didn't realize until I was reading about the ban last night, that South Korea is the host nation and is soon to become a hot spot of international attention and focus, flooded with sports stars and tourists, while the situation in North Korea continues to simmer and intensify.

It sounds like a situation fraught with peril in addition to controversies over doping and anthem issues.

MamaM said...

Why don't we have drug Olympics and drug regular sports where all the doping you want is allowed so we can behold maximum enhanced achievement?

Something similar was mentioned in the Mhouse last night, as we wondered what the result of allowing every participant to dope as much as they wanted might be?