Friday, December 29, 2017

Hillary knitting

Vanity Fair wrote Hillary should take up a hobby like knitting.

I don't know who wrote it. I don't care. I don't know the context. Cannot be bothered. It's just that I saw this item headlined at five places, didn't read any of them, and I don't care about Hillary Clinton beyond her satire value, and I think it's funny that she still has followers and they actually read things about her and they get mad at the suggestion she should take up a hobby. That's funny. Touchy bunch.

I need a picture of Hillary looking down. And I need a picture of an old woman knitting.

When I looked for those I saw someone already Photoshopped Hillary onto an old woman knitting. The source pic for the knitter even shows on the same search results page. You can see the original knitting woman. Can't use that Photoshop. Wouldn't be fair. I have to do it myself. I notice also genuine knitters have already knitted up Hillary Clinton dolls and knitted Trump dolls come up on the same search.

People actually do that.

You can buy the knitted dolls on Etsy if you'd like one. Maybe as a joke. To throw around. Possibly for the dog to retrieve.


12 comments:

edutcher said...

Hillary Defarge.

Dnd she would have been were it not for The Donald.

AllenS said...

Hillary is just hanging around so she can once again run for POTUS. Also, she has no other skills. None. Zero.

ndspinelli said...

Superb work, Chip.

chickelit said...

Hillary still has legions of believers. They are mostly female, frustrated, and middle-aged. I wouldn't call them well healed, but rather flat-heeled. Money plays a role as well. Hillary never squared it with all those party donors -- she's still able to convince those living in bubbles and Chardonnay that she she has a chance.

Lem Ozuna from the Braves said...

How does “the most admired” woman in America also have 60% negatives?

ampersand said...

I bet you Bubba sure as hell doesn't want Hillary brandishing knitting needles.

It kills me that poll that found her the most admired woman. The Headlines gush, the bottom of the story mentions the number. 9 percent, that's it, 9 percent. It's probably a 3 percent margin of error to boot.

Hunter Biden's tax payer funded Hooker said...

She should knit herself a nice warm orange jumpsuit with a little butt flap that says "Private Server."

William said...

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave." I don't see knitting as her handicraft. I see her looming large. A vaste tapestry that comes undone every night. A work forever in progress.

The Dude said...

That is an interesting classical reference there, William, while Odysseus was away, on his odyssey, you might say, his wife Penelope wove a burial shroud for missing the Odie, based on the presumption that he was deceased, and for three years she stalled her suitors (who wanted Odie's stuff) by weaving then undoing the day's weaving, saying that she would select a suitor only when the weaving was completed. Of course she was ratted out by the help, but that's another story.

The Dude said...

Oh yeah, Penelope was the model of a good wife, unlike that #*$%&$#* Hillary.

ndspinelli said...

Dick, You have imaginative anger. I find that appealing.

Hunter Biden's tax payer funded Hooker said...

Nd - thanks. It's a sickness.

Yeah - She won't leave us alone until she is dead. Hurry up, death.