Sunday, July 10, 2016

Trump contracts AIDS (in new Sacha Baron Cohen film)

And this has Sony Studio concerned because in test runs when the scene appears on screen the audiences goes insane with heartfelt glee. All of them do. The idea of Trump getting AIDS is extremely cathartic to European audiences and Sony fears Trump's famed litigious streak having just recently dealt with similar dictators the likes of Kim Jong Un.

Now that right there is reason enough to vote for the guy. Europeans fear him and say so and act it out. In my view that makes him perfect. Because Europeans are always 100% wrong on everything political regarding America. And they'll take no responsibility for having urged Obama.  They are terrible, nosey, intrusive, sanctimonious, self-righteous, disinclined to democracy and representation themselves, reliably socialist, and wrong. Always wrong for Americans. I've found this position reliable.

Britain must be terribly boring. Few Americans are interested in British politics, even when they do extraordinary things, as they are obsessed with ours. Obsessed simplistically with our always selecting a liberal candidate for president no mater the facts.

I usually avoid absolutes but in this case, always and always and always. Always intrusive, always socialist, always wrong.

The story at Huffington Post is interesting as any typical European's take on American conservative party, that is barely, even when the target isn't conservative as Trump is not conservative, and same goes for comments to it that reinforce an opinion that liberalism is another type of chronic disease that can be managed to varying degrees but not cured.

I haven't seen a single movie this dope made. What happens to them? Do they go straight to the discount bin and never get picked up for cable? Where do they go? Has any of you  seen one?

25 comments:

edutcher said...

Well, we're back to the days of Dubya being assassinated.

Trump will make a wonderful President.

chickelit said...

I know Ritmo's a big fan of SBC but I never found any of his stuff very funny.

ndspinelli said...

Borat was piss your pants funny if you have a sense of humor.

chickelit said...

Borat was piss your pants funny if you have a sense of humor.

You are one of the few people I've ever encountered who has a problem with my sense of humor.

So what is all that bullshit you left over on my blog comments? I'm going to leave it up so that others can see.

chickelit said...

Spinelli and Titus are they only people who ever complained about chirbits, for example.

chickelit said...

Maybe Cohen will make Trump assassination porn next so that we can all "laugh" about that. But, it's like laughing about the fate of Europe. Gallows humor.

ndspinelli said...

I'm the only one who speaks truth to you. I'm the person who says what others think. "Please go to my blog, PUHLEEEASE!" You are a needy, drama queen. Try and be a fucking man! At least I gave you some traffic.

AprilApple said...

When will someone make a film depicting the Clinton Crime Family being swallowed up by a gigantic hole in the ground which is really a scary monster with hundreds of sharp pointy teeth and an endless painful digestive tract?

ndspinelli said...

April, I would rather see a revenge porn film w/ both of them getting ass raped in Federal Prison, doing time for RICO corruption. "Squeel like a piggy, Bubba!"

AprilApple said...

ooo yeah - that would be brilliant.

Lem said...

"I never found any of his stuff very funny."

Me neither.

ndspinelli said...

Call for back up..call for back up, man down. LOL!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Heads will explode if Trump prevails

chickelit said...

AprilApple said...
When will someone make a film depicting the Clinton Crime Family being swallowed up by a gigantic hole in the ground which is really a scary monster with hundreds of sharp pointy teeth and an endless painful digestive tract?

Too much castration anxiety.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

SBC is overrated, but occasionally he's hilarious...

rcocean said...

"Throw the Jew down the Well" was funny, but almost nothing else.

He punches down - a wealthy, Oxford educated Jew who makes fun of rednecks, middle class Christians and 'muricans.

Pathetic to see people SBC wouldn't spit on, laughing at his jokes. They're completely unaware he's laughing at them, not with them.

Sad.

ndspinelli said...

rc, He is a pompous asshole. I simply don't understand how one can't laugh @ some of those Borat scenes. That's the only movie of his I've seen. When he sits down w/ the feminists is hilarious. Or when he stays in the B&B owned by Jews. Of course he's a liberal asshole but he does take some shots @ liberals as well. I am apparently out of sync w/ politicized people. I can laugh @ someone who is a liberal asshole and funny. I heard Gloria Steinem once say you should stifle a laugh @ any joke that makes fun of women. I think we all agree that's fucked up. Well, it's fucked to not laugh @ a liberal asshole if he's funny. Again, all of his stuff is not funny. But, some is. I guess I'm secure enough an American to take some shots. Alec Baldwin is a fucking liberal asshole, but a very good comedic actor. All that said, I just can't get past the smug oozing from every pore of Bill Maher's body. He's a one trick pony, just 100% smug liberal horseshit. And, I don't find that funny.

Dad Bones said...

I look for Hillary to appoint a comedy czar. That wouldn't be very funny but she'd get a laugh out of it.

ndspinelli said...

That fucking phony cackle laugh of hers. Does Trump laugh? I can't remember ever seeing him laugh. He has a sense of humor, never self deprecating. But, I can't remember seeing him laugh or smile spontaneously.

edutcher said...

He smiles in passing, but, in his environs, I would expect seriousness gets you farther.

Better somebody who only smiles when something hits him funny than someone who smiles for no reason.

Never trust anybody like that.

Amartel said...

Borat is a one hit wonder trying to maintain his relevance. Without the backing of the MSM he'd be nothing more than a YouTube sensation.

Rhythm and Balls said...

little chicken head has no sense of humor and never did. Humor is something that other people actually "get".

Good that at least Nick is open-minded enough to see the same humor that the rest of America and the world does. His movies have probably made close to at least a billion $. Not bad for a 15-year, one-man, 4-movie (not counting performances in gems like Talladega Nights) career consisting primarily of on-the-spot parodies.

The market has spoken and it apparently doesn't care for the complaints of hypersensitive conservatives. Back in the day half of the people in this thread would have wondered who the hell this Charlie Chaplin guy thought he was and expressed shock at how anyone would have laughed at his mockery of Hitler.

Get stuffed. He exposes the hypocritical idiocy of everyday bozos. It's fucking hilarious.

chickelit said...

ndspinelli said...I'm the only one who speaks truth to you. I'm the person who says what others think.

Come to think of it, that's how I feel about you -- I say about you what others think. But I have my independent corroboration as do you I suppose.

Amartel said...

The market has spoken about Borat. Hasn't had a hit since Borat.

Rhythm and Balls said...

Neither has Amartel.