Ralphie: [As child] NO! [climbs back up exit slide] No, no; I want an official Red Ryder double action 9mm model air pistol! [smiles hopefully at Santa]
Santa Claus: [to Ralphie] You'll shoot your mouth off, kid. Merry Christmas. Keep screaming 'bout Ho. Ho. Ho.
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Dumb on dumb crime is rampant in this country!
Aim higher! Then, aim father back!
Psych patient self identifies.
Hold my rap lyrics, and watch this.
I haven't seen it but I'm assuming is getting views.
First rule of Fight Club: Get the girl before you aerate your noggin
Someone wants in on that Birdman sequel a little too much
Ralphie: [As child] NO! [climbs back up exit slide] No, no; I want an official Red Ryder double action 9mm model air pistol! [smiles hopefully at Santa]
Santa Claus: [to Ralphie] You'll shoot your mouth off, kid. Merry Christmas. Keep screaming 'bout Ho. Ho. Ho.
Suicide, you're doin' it wrong.
Maybe we should suggest shooting his scrotum would make for a cooler video; thus assuring success at the Darwin Award attempt.
His new rapper name could be "Onepac".
He was demonstrating a Chicago Police warning shot.
Dint watch. Where did the bullet go? Wall, house next door, neighborhood, drop to his tongue? Where?
Also, now do it with a .45
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