That card must have a flourishing microbial ecosystem to rival that of a Wholefoods shopping bag. These two probably wish each other a Typhoid Merry Christmas each year with whatever strain of flu currently about.
But what does it say on the front? "happy whatever, Skinflint. Made of recycled material and ink from a squid found already dead.
I don't sign my pop-up cards with the hope they will recycle it, but they never do. (that I know of, and if they do, bastards! I lied about the hope thing.)
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Put Hallmark out of business! A worthy cause.
Neither Bill or Steve thought to John Hancock it one year, which is tertiary evidence proving they're a couple of losers.
We do the same thing with underwear in my circle.
Once they run out of space. Is that a good enough reason to stop the practice?
That card must have a flourishing microbial ecosystem to rival that of a Wholefoods shopping bag. These two probably wish each other a Typhoid Merry Christmas each year with whatever strain of flu currently about.
Spray with Lysol, sign it and send it off.
But what does it say on the front? "happy whatever, Skinflint. Made of recycled material and ink from a squid found already dead.
I don't sign my pop-up cards with the hope they will recycle it, but they never do. (that I know of, and if they do, bastards! I lied about the hope thing.)
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