“Think as I think,” said a man, “or you are abominably wicked; you are a toad.” And after I thought of it, I said, “I will, then, be a toad.” ― Stephen Crane
Put Hallmark out of business! A worthy cause.
Neither Bill or Steve thought to John Hancock it one year, which is tertiary evidence proving they're a couple of losers.
We do the same thing with underwear in my circle.
Once they run out of space. Is that a good enough reason to stop the practice?
That card must have a flourishing microbial ecosystem to rival that of a Wholefoods shopping bag. These two probably wish each other a Typhoid Merry Christmas each year with whatever strain of flu currently about.
I like it.
Spray with Lysol, sign it and send it off. But what does it say on the front? "happy whatever, Skinflint. Made of recycled material and ink from a squid found already dead. I don't sign my pop-up cards with the hope they will recycle it, but they never do. (that I know of, and if they do, bastards! I lied about the hope thing.)
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