Saturday, July 23, 2016

The Tao of VP Kaine


VP Kaine: Mistress, our bodies are prey to many needs: hunger, thirst, the need for love.
Mistress Hillary: In one lifetime one knows many pleasures: a mother's smile in waking hours, a young woman's intimate, searing touch, and the laughter of grandchildren in the twilight years. To deny these in ourselves is to deny that which makes us one with nature.
VP Kaine: Shall we then seek to satisfy these needs?
Mistress Hillary: Only acknowledge them and satisfaction will follow. To suppress a truth is to give it force beyond endurance. That is why I never deny myself a young woman’s intimate, searing touch. It is what keeps me sane. I must depart. Huma awaits in my seraglio.

8 comments:

ricpic said...

Is it just me or does the guy look like a slightly heavier James Carville, aka The Snakehead?

AllenS said...

The best thing about picking Kaine, is that he speaks Spanish. That way Hillary didn't have to pick an actual Spanish/Latino/Hispanic, and/or any other variation of such.

edutcher said...

Not Carville, but he's trying to do the Vulcan Mind Meld.

Evil awaits the sinner who attempts it.

Jim Dolan said...

I thought he was making fun of disabled people.

Or maybe he was going to give the terrorists the Camel Clutch to continue our WWF theme this afternoon.

edutcher said...

If the Serfs of the Land of Bernie attempt to gain some satisfaction at the City Where All The Brothers Love Each Other in the wake of the revelations of the Second Coming of Guccifer and the Sainted Wiki, could it be the Cacklepants Cossacks will be sent to silence them?

If so, will many of those who survive seek retribution alongside the knights of Sir Donald The Just of Trump and wreak electoral slaughter on the Apostates of Hildabeast?

edutcher said...

It turns out Tim is soft on Moslem crazies.

edutcher said...

And he promises Amnesty.

If this guy was brought in to attract straight white Christian men to the banner of the Ozarks, he just blew it.

Trooper York said...

That's the thing. This is a pander move. A sop. A sap sop. A sop for the saps. Just like Pence was for the conservatives.

It don't mean jack. It won't move the needle at all.