"Defendant Music decided to test his luck by sinking millions of dollars of lottery winnings into the purchase and sale of crystal meth," United States Attorney Ed Tarver said in a press release. "As a result of his unsound investment strategy, Music now faces decades in a federal prison."
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Winning!
Won the lottery -- lost life's lottery. Loser.
Extreme high risk investor.
Wrong century, wrong country. If he'd put that money into Temmler Werke GmbH in Nazi Germany, he could have cleaned up.
And maybe won WWII.
This deserves a Picard Epic Face Palm.
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I guess he didn't realize that Breaking Bad was fiction, written to ensure that Walter White succeeded, at least until he didn't. Dude, hire better screen writers for your life.
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