Beware the ides of March
That means "middle," right?
I know, right?
Boy, that snow comes down and it's all wet and heavy
And you're thinking, hey, this is gonna melt.
And it does melt.
Then it freezes that night and your chariot goes skidding all over the place
and crashes and you end up in hospital.
You think this is funny?
You could have been more specific.