Victorian ascot

They're long silk scarves for men in various shapes, precursors to modern ties. They're broad and tied in front with the collar up they show all around the neck, and frankly, they're better, classier, more stylish than modern ties.

How to tie them:

Step one: Cut off your head.

Step two: Wrap the scarf around your neck and tie it in front however you wish and tuck it into your closed jacket.

Step three: Put your head back on and keep your mouth shut.

No really, keep your mouth shut.