Thursday, December 13, 2018

Trump cancels White House media Christmas Party

The story is on every news outlet. Here's Free Beacon. Eh. Manybe I should have picked another one.

Free Beacon has a bunch of crap that so-called journalists tweeted and nobody cares about what they say regarding Trump anymore than they'd care to read straight Democrat party campaign fliers. It's all garbage.

Other sites tell us the party was something journalist looked forward to. A rather significant event. They'd have banquet of lamb chops and crab claws. Their families had the run of the whole house. They could tour the whole place.

Free Beacon tells us they used to have a photo session with the president and spent time together relaxed. Last year Trump cut that very short. In, schwing, out.


And the people cheered. Except for Democrats who snipped.

There is no statement from the White House. Meaning they checked themselves. So far. Showing that Trump doesn't tweet impulsively or else he would have tweeted about this, or released an official message on the White House site. 

Here's the tweet Trump held back instead allowing his action to speak for itself.
Would you host an elaborate and expensive party for cockroaches? Yes! We'd set out cockroach bait ... on painter's tape so it can be lifted off easily without leaving a trase. 
He'd misspell "trace" on purpose to guarantee every nitwit repeated what he said. And not just Americans. That includes everybody across the whole globe. "Look, the American president is such an idiot he cannot even spell "trace." Even people who cannot quite get their Rs in the right places and make grunting sounds for consonants hasten to relate the United States president made a spelling mistake.

"Look, you're such an idiot you cannot see you've just been played like a banjo. And Trump lives in your head." 

No, wait, played like player piano. 

No, wait, wait, wait, played like a looping electric hurdy-gurdy. 

No lamb chops for you!

Just look at that cheese platter. That's how it's done. Compare it with others. Duckduckgo images [cheese platter]. Notice how the chef gets elevation by stacking a wedge on top of a half round. See how it appears exquisitely random, achingly careless, with grape clusters and strawberries filling the gaps. I used to say that about my hair when complemented. I mean, come on, it's just hair. "Thank you. I was going for that tossed and tumbled carefree look that takes hours to achieve." Always got a laugh.

7 comments:

Amartel said...

Totally understandable.
Not enough high chairs for the press corpse to bang their spoons on.

Amartel said...

Why should the American people pay for the expense of feeding these assholes anyway?

windbag said...

Any disrespect that Trump can direct toward that mob is well deserved. Cancelling the event is the simplest and kindest thing. Endless possibilities of what they could do rather than cancelling.

1. Feed them Cheez-Whiz on Ritz crackers. No drinks provided.

2. Tripe.

3. Spam on Wonder bread.

4. Get Ted Nugent to provide the entertainment. Serve venison jerky.

5. Christmas carol sing-a-long led by special guest Sean Spicer. Only accompanist is Mike Huckabee on bass.

6. Lutefisk.

ricpic said...

Actions have consequences. What a shocker.

AllenS said...

Invite a bunch of veterans and their families instead. Win-win.

edutcher said...

And, of course, the public loves it.

ampersand said...

No worries, They'll probably find a Hawaiian Judge to reverse Trump's decision.

Ironic aint it? All this squealing by people who hate Christmas anyway.