Trump and Malania help kids track Santa

Right.

It's like this isn't even real.

It sound like they ask the kids more about themselves than they answer were Santa is. And the whole time you're wondering, "do these kids even know they are talking to the president of the United States?" That's kind of like talking to the pope. Or to Jesus himself. Almost.

"So how old are you?

"Seven."

"And you still believe in Santa Clause? Because at seven believing in Santa Clause is kind of marginal, don't you think?"

"What's marginal? Is that like butter?"

I took Toni to see Peter Pan. 

Tinkerbell is depicted as a fading light in a jar. At the part where Tinkerbell says if you believe in fairies clap your hands, to bring her back to full life, the entire audience of grown adults clap furiously until the light in the jar comes back to full brightness. 

In the car Toni asked my why was everyone clapping. How did they all know to do that?" 

"Because Tinkerbell told them! GAWL!" They know the story. They believe.