Friday, December 14, 2018

George Conway, Trump lies about virtually everything

Kellyanne's fat ugly husband.

Didn't read it at Mediaite because I was too busy having fun. But I did glance.  It was something about knowing about the hush money payments. But Trump ordered his lawyer to make them. So, lie right there.

Therefore virtually everything Trump says is a lie.

I slipped into pretending to accuse an imaginary interlocutor of lying about everything. Everything. And being wrong about everything being a lie, and the monolog keeps going and going extended to every detail about everything, encouraging my conversation partner to do the same thing back to me.

That's not a hamburger, that's a hotdog. GAWL! Everyone knows hamburgers are long and thin and inside a casing, and hotdogs are flattened beef meatballs. Come on! The mustard is red and the catsup is yellow. Jesus Christ, Woman, Coca-Cola is clear and water is caramel color, and they're both hot and not iced as you say. That's not a street, that's an alley. That's not a street light, it's a Christmas decoration, and the light is not red, it's green. You're not breathing air, you breath water and your shower drops out freezing air, and that's a hair dampener, not a hair dryer it's designed to blow out cool mist. Quit calling that thing a Christmas tree, it's an Easter balloon. And coal is a good present to get, it means you've been very good. That's why they give trash cans filled with Easter coals, and strawberry Yetis not chocolate bunnies. First you put on your shoes and then you put on your socks. Don't you even know how to dress yourself? You tuck your pants into your shirt and wrap your belt through your legs and over a shoulder. GAWL! You're such a pathetic liar.

I imagined doing this with someone off and on for a whole day. Purposefully F up every detail of conversation ad absurdum so that everything is a lie and do that as normal conversation so that the entire world is reversed.

Apparently they give George Conway attention because he is Kellyanne's husband and they're both extremely contentious, both chiseling away, and hard, at disparate reality constructs. That conflict sells. And that's all there is to it.

4 comments:

edutcher said...

The Mrs doesn't strike me as the kind who just says, "Yes, Dear", and lets it go.

I'm betting it's somewhere in June before Conway sees the inside of the bedroom, much less the inside of the Mrs.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The thing is once the democrats convinced the country that Bill lying about sex was not an impeachable offence, now they want to go back and say it IS, is an impeachable offence, because it is NOT Bill now.

The dems would be asking to dispense with a big deal, equality, when and if they go ahead and attempt to impeach Trump.

Collins couldn't dispense with the presumption of innocence, Saving Kavanagh. Let's hope the country says no to selective prosecution. Selective prosecution is equally as abhorrent as doing away with the presumption of innocence in my (without evidence) estimation.

ampersand said...

Paying off your sex partners during a campaign was no big deal when Edwards done it either.
And all the Hillary shenanigans were nothing either. Girls just wanna have fun you know.

BTW Hillary was India partying with the richest man in that country. I wonder if she was bought, er brought over for entertainment. Maybe watch her walk down some more stairs.
or throw her through some glass ceilings at the world's ugliest building, Antilia house.

ampersand said...

Federal judge rules obamacare unconstitutional. Send out the bat signal. Looks like a job for Batman Roberts to save it again. How will his ward, Boy Wonder Kavenaugh rule? Tune in tomorrow, Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel, Same Bat Shit Crazy.