"The Committee will come to order this July 25th the year of our Lord 1789. We are gathered together to establish the Department of Foreign Affairs. Chairman Oliver Ellsworth of the Great State of Connecticut presiding.?
"Thank you Sargent of Arms. Today we are here in our Constitution role of advise and consent to the nomination to the first Secretary of State the Honorable Thomas Jefferson. He is someone who needs no introduction. Statesman, Diplomat, Governor and the author of our beloved Declaration of Independence the Honorable gentleman has been nominated by President Washington to be first among equals. Today we begin the process. Welcome Mr. Jefferson."
"Thank you very much Senator I am pleased to be here. The practices and precedents we establish today will inform our descendants as long as our republic stands. I hope we can be worthy of that heavy responsibility."
"Quite. We will begin our interrogatories with the Honorable Senator from Massachusetts Tristam Dalton."
"Welcome Mr Jefferson. Your exploits and contributions to young nation have long been know and celebrated. A delegate to the Continental Congress. Author of the Declaration of Independence. Ambassador to France. All most estimable achievements. However I must query you as to another achievement. Is it true that you fathered a brace of pickinnies on your slave one Sally Hemmings."
"Why this is outrageous. A base calumny against my character. Who would say such a thing?"
" I have received a letter from Miss Hemmings where she claimed you forced yourself upon her which resulted in several little black Sambos with Red Hair gracing your plantation. I would venture to say that most Americans would agree that a man who fathered several children on his slave would not be fit to serve as Secretary of State. What say you?"
"I say that this is a vile insult and I ask that you designate a second as I will have my second contact him to arrange a date so I might have satisfaction."
"So your testimony is that this buxom brown vixen did not satisfy you?"
"WE WILL TAKE A BRIEF RECESS UNTIL TOMORROW."
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It's the end of civilization. Really. Jefferson and Kavanaugh must be destroyed. A Sally Hemmings clone must be our next president. When 75% of the incoming classes at Harvard and Yale declare themselves to be liberals, which is to say cultural marxists, we're through. Because that's our future ruling class, gang, and they want what started with Magna Carta TO BE DONE. OVER. FINI.
They came
They smeared
They failed
Out of DiFi, “I Can’t Say That Everything is Truthful”. It's over, they lost.
And, no, we're not through. Schools like Haavahd are making themselves increasingly irrelevant when the average grade is a B.
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