Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Why does everyone say Pollacks are dumb?


I mean that is the stereotype. Like all Irish are drunks and all Jews are only out for a buck. Ok those are true but still some of them don't hold up so well.

Look at the Polish President Andrzej Duda was at the White House meeting with President Trump when he trolled the shit out of the media. He said that Poland was offering two billion dollars to build a base in Poland for US Troops and airplanes. He wants to call it "Fort Trump." There would be a big gold TRUMP over the gate like at Trump Tower. It would be tremendous. What a concept.

The President needs to order the Defense Department to do it immeadiately. Take all of our troops out of Germany toot suite. I mean the Krauts hate us and they are our real enemies. Did you see what German Hillary just did? A German was murdered by some Muslim Mutts and people were protesting in the streets. She claimed that right wing gangs were hunting down poor innocent Muslims. What a crock of shit. Next thing you know she will tell us she was molested by some American Judge when she was an exchange student or something. Fuck the Germans.

Poland is closer to the Russians anyway. Plus they want us there. Plus they are going to help pay for it unlike the Germans who can't even buy bullets for their army. Enough already. Make the move Mr. President.

If you do it I bet the Little Rocket Man will be the next guy to want to set up a Fort Trump in his house. Coming soon:



7 comments:

edutcher said...

The Eminent Mr Surber was making the same point.

Amazing how the smart guys get along.

john said...

How about something even better: let NATO be NATO again and just leave it. Bug out. If Europe wants to use NATO to invade Africa again, let it be on their own dime with their own people.

ricpic said...

Stan Musial was a great man, and a great Polack too. Used to be if a kid was named Stanley chances were he was Polish. I always liked the name Stash, but I doubt many parents name their kid Stash today. Nelson Algren, who was not Polish, set The Man With The Golden Arm in Polish Chicago. Last but not least is the extraordinary portrait of the Polish genius Chopin by Delacroix. Troop thinks I'm putting on airs when I make a cultural reference. I'm not. When something like that portrait is impressive it's impressive, so I take note, that's all.

deborah said...

Madame Curie and Copernicus were Polish.

During Obama, didn't the Poles decline the anti-missile arrays we wanted to put there??

edutcher said...

I thought Zippy canceled them, much to the outrage of the Poles.

deborah said...

I thought the, well, at least some Poles felt it put them in more danger than not? One way to find out...

ampersand said...

We'll have to name something better for the Polish president besides the Camptown racetrack.