Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Michelle Obama, ever the racist

From that towering silo of smelly political misery, thegatewaypundit, where one can always find fresh raw red meat, the headline" Michelle Obama: People Don’t Trust Politics Because of ‘White Republican Men’ (VIDEO)

She doesn't actually say that but close. What she does say is insufficiently incendiary so gateway pundit juiced it up a tad. She said at the state of the union address she saw gray and white on one side of the room and yellows and blues and whites and greens on the other side. She added white men must step out of the way to allow people of color.

But you see, Michelle, if we did that then we'd invite more banana republic such as your husband's Chicago style politics brought us. And another thing. A confession. I didn't read the article, just scanned it looking for garbage and the smelliest was you, because you're too wearisome to give full attention to, too one-track, too miserable to bother with watching or reading. Way, WAY WAY too acutely racist to be of any good. You're not worth the effort of even reading or listening to, far less heeding. But then I'm a white male to you first and foremost and singularly, so you dismiss this categorically, just as I dismiss you automatically. Huh huh ho, rubbish. You have no power here. Just be the fuck gone already you miserable crackpot racist. 



I might have messed up the quote a little bit. 

17 comments:

Methadras said...

Her life would be a smoking heap of elephant dung if she didn't have the opportunity to real against 'racism'. I wonder what that's like, to build your entire existence around the premise that everyone hates you because of your skin color and you have no way to prove it other than lecturing people over and over and over that it's true. What is that like?

edutcher said...

Gateway does indulge in wishful thinking and jumped conclusions.

That said, we all have a pretty fair idea of the depths of Mike's race hate of this terrible country which afforded her the chance to attend one of its most prestigious universities. Given hints from Oprah's hangers-on that she bullies her frontman "husband" mercilessly to live up (or down, as you will) to her desire to punish the White Man when all he wants to do is pass for one, make a few bucks, try not to show what a dork he really is, lay out his Final Four grid, and be left alone to eat his waffle, it seems a pretty miserable existence all around.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

The Obamas are the biggest racists ever. Thanks for flushing race relations down the toilet for your own political game, you gross disgusting vile fem-prog.

chickelit said...

MO needs to shut up or be ignored regarding politics. She left behind a legacy of distemper towards politics while in office.

chickelit said...

"mike"

Good one, edutcher. Joan Rivers smiles from somewhere.

chickelit said...

I understand that that bigot has a brother who coaches basketball. I wonder if she ever looks at the "color palette" of a game and thinks "too black -- way too black"?

deborah said...

'lay out his Final Four grid' lol

Trooper had that great running gag about the Obamas and Michelle's mom.

edutcher said...

chickelit said...

"mike"

Good one, edutcher. Joan Rivers smiles from somewhere.


Wish I could take the credit, but that started replacing Mooch after people noticed a strange projection on her where women don't have one.

Chip Ahoy said...

I had the weirdest dream.

The dream was telling me to wash my face and get a haircut.

My arching tight unrelenting military look is slipping. I'm looking ragged and haggard.

So an actor appeared to me face to face as if on television. He's famous for being in the film Stand By Me and he had pleasant enough face and personable manner and thick black hair that he trimmed himself with a modern hair dryer device. He demonstrated the device. It drew his hair up like a vacuum cleaner and electronically sheered it off without a sound the length determined by the distance he held the device nozzle.

I looked at the nozzle. It was an electronic mesh, and the trimmed hair simply disappeared.

It was a Flowbee!

A updated version of a Flowbee.

And it worked magnificently.

I want one.

It trimmed scraggly hair uniformly shorter so the result looked much fuller.

So I took the Flowbee and tried it. And it worked!

My own hair was thick and silky, long and annoyingly luxurious. But I lack hairstylist knowledge and skill about how hair lays once it's cut so the thick luxurious silken threads were released from the Flowbee my cut hair fell lopsidedly. I totally fucked up my hair and could barely fix it by using the Flowbee. There's more to it than you expect. It takes training and practice.

Then tiny green worms emerged from facial pores like minute caterpillars by the thousands and freaked me out so badly I snapped awake.

And my first thought upon waking was, "Oh man, sure am glad that didn't actually happen. I think I need a facial scrub and a haircut."

So got up and checked, and lo, my face is actually peeling dramatically and alarmingly, flaking all over the place in large flakes disgustingly, like face dandruff, and my hair is a stringy unkempt scraggly mess like a street wandering wino with dry pee pants and a dirty bum who smells like a loaded clothes hamper and scares little children making them cry and hide behind their parent's legs.

I need a long hot shower, a deep facial scrub and a haircut and a change of sheets. RIGHT NOW!

deborah said...

I assume dry pee pants beats wet pee pants any day of the week.

MamaM said...

For comfort? Or for smell?? (wet vs. dry P pants)

Naming the dream is one of the ways to work with it.

AllenS said...

It doesn't sound like she's proud of her country anymore. That proud thing didn't last long.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Corrupt Hillary knows best. Come on, you stupid white girls, get with it.

deborah said...

May I call you Dick?

I'm Full of Soup said...

Chip could have been brief and just said "what a long, strange trip it's been".

Amartel said...

Lunch Lady is neither gracious nor blessed with intellect.
Lunch Lady doles out the slops and you better like it, peasant!

Amartel said...

It's for your own good.