Monday, October 9, 2017

First snow, Denver



I'm delighted because it means my water-boy duties are lifted for the season. Terrace Garden, I love you so much. You were the most fun ever. And growing you built relationship with people around here, the whole neighborhood, that wouldn't have happened without you. Now be a good garden and die. Die, die, die. Die already. 

I meant to say simply, "Goodbye" but all that other stuff came out. 



And even now planning for next season begins. See those little dingle balls hanging down in clusters? Those are Morning Glory seed pods. Each flower produces one pod. And everyday the vine produces flowers that last only one day.  Each pod contains four large black seeds. In the same spot on the vine clusters of flowers develop in series resulting in clusters of seed pods. They're all over the entire terrace. They cover the railings completely. Thousands of them. When the vines dry, the seed pods drop. And then you get Morning Glories growing all over uninvited wherever they fall and happen to land in conditions that work, cracks, fence lines and such, and that's why the plants are regarded invasive species. But the pods can be collected before that happens and broken open for just the black seeds, resulting in a small bowl full of black pebble size seeds. Multiple thousands of seeds. And 1/100 of the seeds can be reserved for next next year's garden with surplus seeds right there, and the remaining 99/100 outrageous surplus seeds packaged and given away to delight women and men and children who never expected they could grow anything. You would not believe the number of people who reported back to me the progress of their Morning Glory plants that I gave them as seeds that are ridiculously easy to grow. People sell these seeds on eBay. Ten seeds will get you ten thousand later.

9 comments:

Amartel said...

Lovely.

Snowtistics in case of climate change hysteria:

Autumn Snow Information
Earliest Date of First Snow: September 3, 1961
Latest Date of First Snow: November 21, 1934
Average Date: October 18th

First Measurable Snow Last 10 Years:
November 17, 2016
November 5, 2015
November 11, 2014
October 18, 2013
October 5, 2012
October 25, 2011
November 15, 2010
October 21, 2009
November 14, 2008
October 21, 2007

AllenS said...

Here's a bunch of idiots claiming that snow was so yesterday, never to be seen again.

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Amartel said...

The Goracle rides again, sidesaddle behind the Abominable Snowmonster on his ice chariot.

ricpic said...

I wanna see hollyhocks in your garden next year. God I love hollyhocks.

Chip Ahoy said...

*Looks up hollyhocks*

Chip Ahoy said...

Oh. They look like gladiolas.

MamaM said...

Hollyhocks are fun--fluffier, leafier and way more fey than gladiolas.

MamaM said...

Plus ol Edgar Albert Guest, of the "It takes a heap o' livin' to make a house a home, a heap o’ sun an’ shadder, an’ ye sometimes have t’ roam Afore ye really ’preciate the things ye lef’ behind, An’ hunger fer ’em somehow, with ’em allus on yer mind. fame, penned a lovely poem on Hollyhocks. The same cannot be said for gladiolas.

We've not had our first frost yet, but it's closing in. My blue Morning Glories are sensing the end and outdoing themselves.

Chip Ahoy said...

One night after a formal dinner Dr Fred's wife got mad as h-e-double gladiola stems at Fred for being hilarious.

Frankly, she was pretentious as h-e-double snob sticks.

She had a standing order for a large spray of gladiolas delivered weekly.

Week in and week out, week after week after week after week after week, upon week, to months, and then years, gladiolas after gladiolas, after gladiolas. They were always there.

And they were spectacular.

So Fred drank quite a lot before and during dinner that night. We went back to their house. (Lovely place on 6th Avenue in the snobby section, but that's irrelevant) and Fred put on Beethoven his favorite composer and got worked up pretending to be conducting the orchestra. At the climax of the 9th where the solo baritone enters and bellows in German, "Oh friends, not these sounds! Let us sing more cheerful songs, more full of joy!" Swinging his actual baton wildly and unmusically as a sword he twirls around to face us and like a madman whips his baton right though the gladiola stems, the entire two dozen, tearing them to pieces with flower bits flying all over the room, and the entire room filled with people roared laughing because that shit is just flat funny. HIs wife was not amused. It was her thought that went into those flowers. Her care to make sure they were always there. She took it personally. But the rest of us were laughing too hard to care.