Thursday, October 26, 2017
Laura Bush's Diary
October 25, 2017
Oh boy just what we needed.
It seems some crappy actress wants to jump on the bandwagon and accused Poppy Bush of grabbing her ass when they had a photo opp to pump a crappy TV show about the American Revolution. Great. Now they are Wienstiening an old man just to get some publicity.
Look I underestand. Of course he grabbed her ass. That's what he does. That is all he can do. The man is stroked out and his wife is a miserable harridan who has tortured his life for the last fifty years. It's not like Babs gives a shit. I mean she has been messing around with midget wrestlers for decades. She was the on who milked Sky Low Low so much that he died from it for crying out loud. So if Poppy wanted to grab onto a little strange now and again she didn't care. Babs would just grab a bag of pork rinds and go watch the WWE and plot Jeb's next run for President.
That is what is tripping us up. Low energy Jeb is such a loser that W had to go out and trash Trump after keeping his yap shut for eight years while that Kenyan raped the country. Babs has tortured W non stop since Jeb lost the nomination. She wanted him to campaign for Hillary to make sure that Trump didn't win. W refused but he just can't take it anymore. So he decided to trash his legacy and forfeit his dignity and went full retard. Of course he got a bunch of kudos from all the ass wipes who were part of our administration. Karl Rove and Ari Fleisher and Ric Wilson all got their little Anthony Weiners hard at the fact of W trashing Trump. I don't know what they though was going to happen. I mean all of those coal miners and oil workers and factory hands are not going to suddenly decide that they wanted more wetbacks and more globalism to make America safe for the Duopoly. W is just pissing in the wind. He managed to alienate a whole slew of people who used to think fondly of him. For what? For nothing.
Lets be honest here for once. You know that grabbing some bimbos ass is no big deal. Poppy was always handy. I mean he had his fingers inside Vicki Carr through the entire Ford Administration. He was just fluffing her for Jerry. Plus you know he likes to get peed on. That is where Hillary got the idea to put that bullshit golden shower stuff in the phony dossier they made up about Trump. The CIA has hours upon hours of Poppy getting his piss on. So grabbing some bitches bottom is not even on the freaking radar.
I really don't know what we are going to do. We have a meeting of the First Ladies club soon and we have to decide if we are going to clue Melania into the secret of the First Ladies Traveling Underpants. I am all for it. I like Melania. She reminds me of someone. I can't decide if it is Ursula Andress or Mamie Van Doren. Anyhoo she has my vote.
I guess we have to do some damage control. Maybe I will invite J-Lo over so Poppy can grab her fat ass. She can pee on him too. Her sweet coconut Puerto Rican Pee is just what the doctor ordered. I know she will go for it. I mean anybody that would suck off A Rod has no self respect.
Hey it's a plan.