The Connecticut professor thinks that Trump and his gang are pillaging the United States like pirates. So naturally he voted for the saintly clean-hands Hillary Clinton, I assume, or even worse, for Bernie Sanders. See, he's a professor so he knows what he's talking about because all professors are intellectuals and very smart. One of his goals is to always educate people.
Wouldn't you love to tie him to a chair, stuff a sock in his mouth and explain in detail over a period of days why he is wrong about everything?
No? Neither would I.
If you can stand the accent describing it, his display is still rather good.
Bleh. Barf. Gag. Forget you.
See, he's using the date of Halloween to go crazy on his lawn and his house to be only political. there is no connection to the spirit of Halloween. He's gone off the rails. I don't want any candy from him.
Another with no Halloween spirit. Just a political expression with Halloween as the avenue for a yard display.
As the next one, but this one is funny because the mask is smiling ridiculously, no blood, no zombie, no death.
Wouldn't you love to tie him to a chair, stuff a sock in his mouth and explain in detail over a period of days why he is wrong about everything?
No? Neither would I.
If you can stand the accent describing it, his display is still rather good.
And more. So much more than than what's been covered by blogs.
The ship again. |
There is a male version also. |
And many more costumes.
To all the right wing bloggers complaining about this, who feel this is terribly inappropriate and no class. Just shut up.
The conservatives give as good as they take. And with even less class.
Pffft.
The wavering red light is good, and content even better. If you cannot read them, the names are Benghazi victims;Tyrone Woods, Glenn Doherty, Chris Stevens, Sean Smith. I like this because children can enjoy it unaffected by political statement while adults can take the message without being slapped across the face with it, their nose tweaked, their skull pounded down, and their eyes poked in like Moe does to his stooges. It's almost subtle. Nearly intellectual.
Bleh. Barf. Gag. Forget you.
See, he's using the date of Halloween to go crazy on his lawn and his house to be only political. there is no connection to the spirit of Halloween. He's gone off the rails. I don't want any candy from him.
Another with no Halloween spirit. Just a political expression with Halloween as the avenue for a yard display.
As the next one, but this one is funny because the mask is smiling ridiculously, no blood, no zombie, no death.
That enough. The point is made.
Look, when you use Halloween to express your politics then you ruin the national party. You piss on the parade. You really don't care about what's going on and your politics is ruining your own life. And nobody wants your goddamn stinking sour candy. And you're not even amusing. Just bitter.
Be of good cheer. Halloween is for children and gays. You stick your adult feet into it and express your grown up concerns and there goes the whole thing straight to hell. Like this woman did. Now she's dragged her whole family down to her morose depressed state.
James wanted to show his family the house that he mostly grew up in. That involved a tour of the neighborhood that developed in what was once a field immediately beyond our back yard. I did not want to do that. But they did.
We passed a suburban home with giant spiders applied to the outside walls. I denigrated the decoration as things you buy from Walmart. That's what it looked like to me, just spending a lot of money on ridiculous and large decorations and with no imagination.
On the way back he stopped to gawk.
The owners were working in front painting a Halloween display. The entrance to a castle made of wood. James, his wife, and the kids left the van to chat it up with the owner. I stayed in the van. They took a . . . v-e-r-y . . . l-o-n-g . . . t-i-m-e.
As they do.
This was a week ago. The owner and his pals were busy at work designing a horror house. They insisted Jim's family tour what they put together so far. The whole gang came back to the van amazed at what the owners hand done. "They got a guy in a chair being electrocuted, a prison, an electric chair, it flashes, his eyes bulge out, it shakes, the mannequin screams. The electricity pops and makes shorting sounds."
"Does it have a coffin with a lid that lifts by a zombie inside?"
"Yes."
"Does it have people hanging by ropes?"
"Yes."
"Does it have bats hanging from strings?"
"Yes."
"Does it have brains being served on a plate?"
"Yes. It has everything!"
"Does it have a recording of thunder storms with lightning?"
"Yes."
"Does it have cobwebs that touch your face in the dark?"
"Yes! Yes, it does. He does have that."
"Does he have a frightening clown?"
"Pennywise, yes."
"Does it have a vampire?"
"Yes! It has everything I said. Everything. And he's not even done yet."
The boys were excited. They kept interjecting with the bits that affected them. So did Alona.
Apparently the guy is going all out on scaring neighborhood kids. The teens will love it, but they don't trick or treat anymore, and it's too frightening for tots. It will give them nightmares. But the boys sure did enjoy going through it. That guy has the Halloween spirit. And not a trace of anything political.
We passed a suburban home with giant spiders applied to the outside walls. I denigrated the decoration as things you buy from Walmart. That's what it looked like to me, just spending a lot of money on ridiculous and large decorations and with no imagination.
On the way back he stopped to gawk.
The owners were working in front painting a Halloween display. The entrance to a castle made of wood. James, his wife, and the kids left the van to chat it up with the owner. I stayed in the van. They took a . . . v-e-r-y . . . l-o-n-g . . . t-i-m-e.
As they do.
This was a week ago. The owner and his pals were busy at work designing a horror house. They insisted Jim's family tour what they put together so far. The whole gang came back to the van amazed at what the owners hand done. "They got a guy in a chair being electrocuted, a prison, an electric chair, it flashes, his eyes bulge out, it shakes, the mannequin screams. The electricity pops and makes shorting sounds."
"Does it have a coffin with a lid that lifts by a zombie inside?"
"Yes."
"Does it have people hanging by ropes?"
"Yes."
"Does it have bats hanging from strings?"
"Yes."
"Does it have brains being served on a plate?"
"Yes. It has everything!"
"Does it have a recording of thunder storms with lightning?"
"Yes."
"Does it have cobwebs that touch your face in the dark?"
"Yes! Yes, it does. He does have that."
"Does he have a frightening clown?"
"Pennywise, yes."
"Does it have a vampire?"
"Yes! It has everything I said. Everything. And he's not even done yet."
The boys were excited. They kept interjecting with the bits that affected them. So did Alona.
Apparently the guy is going all out on scaring neighborhood kids. The teens will love it, but they don't trick or treat anymore, and it's too frightening for tots. It will give them nightmares. But the boys sure did enjoy going through it. That guy has the Halloween spirit. And not a trace of anything political.
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Halloween has turned into a much bigger and sillier deal now that adults are participating. It starts earlier and earlier each year, with competitive yard displays and lights. Lights! Like it's Christmas or something. I sound like Grampa Simpson. (Matlock!) Back when I was a kid in the 1970s, adults "participated" as chaperones for really little kids trick-or-treating in the neighborhood or used it as an opportunity to be annoying about candy consumption and staying out late with no-good buddies and other crimes against humanity. They didn't get dressed up themselves. It certainly wasn't an opportunity for political expression. Absurd.
Halloween, it's not just for kids anymore. Sad.
Good.
Let them show all their tolerance and compassion in living color.
What tomfoolery.
Want to hear something funny?
Yesterday I double dog bet myself that I could drive traffic to an IRS pop-up card post here by leaving a comment at Legal Insurrection about IRS saying they're sorry. The page views here for that post went from 162 yesterday to 218 today. That's like, um, *counts fingers 5.6 times* 56. and that's like, what, nearly 10 X as much. 9.33.
And that tells you how easy it is to drive traffic.
Want to hear another thing that's funny?
Alona told me on the phone today that the boy's new favorite word is "goofball."
We still can't visualize goofball but the word sounds funny.
H-weenie is just an excuse for assholes to be assholes. I've bugged out on caring about it.
Sick of all the holidays, esp this one.
Tho - if someone could figure out how to dress up like a fart pie, biznis!
is there anything more repulsive than those made in china halloween stores that pop up this time of year? how much toxic sludge was pumped into a Chinese river for that?
When I was a kid, we made our costumes. Or, if you were lucky like me and had a favorite uncle who designed costumes for the Shakespeare festival and other like groovage, and worked as a professor at CU in the custom department and at one point he let you rummage thru the costume dept attic at CU. and also, run on sentence cont... offered to MAKE you a cool costume for Halloween. I picked elvis and a princess. well then... Now? It's all toxic goo for 50% off retail at Spirit.
We still can't visualize goofball but the word sounds funny.
I'd go so far out on a limb as to suggest that an hour or more spent in a car with one would be enough to allow a strong mental image to form.
"Sick of all the holidays....."
Not Thanksgiving! EVERYBODY loves Thanksgiving.
So think Thanksgiving (less than four weeks away) as the Halloween weirdness crescendos.
I bought myself a pack of seven LED pillar candles at the Sam's based on the prompt of a loved one whose recommendation was strong enough to cause me to not only darken the door of Sam's Club but go so far as to walk into the aisle of Christmas Crap before Halloween and Thanksgiving, which was a double breaking of inner vows concerning what I'm willing to do and buy before Christmas https://www.samsclub.com/sams/flmls-led-candle-7pk-faceted-980027907/prod21263357.ip?xid=plp:product:1:2
As promised, they are totally worth it. They are currently lighting up book shelves and dark corners in the rooms where I spend the most time. Darkness has been coming early these days, with more on the way Nov 7, with another hour about to be chunked on the tail end of the day. That tends to make my heart sink, or at least make it feel less buoyant.
These come with a remote control that sets them up for a six hour display of light which shuts off and comes on again at the same time the next day, unless one decides to turn them on earlier or reset the timer.
They've cheered my seasonally challenged heart, providing an warm glow along with pre-Halloween, pre-Thanksgiving, pre-Advent, pre-Christmas and pre-New Year joy! It's as though I've lapped the season and holidays and am out ahead of the pull and expectations. And that's a good feeling.
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