Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Democrat staffer arrested for doxing U.S. Senators

Jackson Cosko was arrested by Capitol Police.

Now, that right there, see how they spelled "capitol?" That means the building, not the city. Police specific for the United States Capitol building.

It's like Capitol Hill in Denver. The Hill is named after the capitol building, not after the capital city. And what's weird is the building is at the bottom of the hill, not the top of it. And one of the steps in the back side is marked "one mile above sea level."  How did they even know that back then in 1894?

Apparently he's a Democrat political professional student. A professional student.


Maybe his neck was accidentally changed. And maybe it really is a pencil. He's a staff member for Sheila Jackson, she of Busy Day wig renown. He picked one of the dullest individuals in Congress to be his mentor. And then behaved even more stupidly.

"Honey, hand me that hairpiece over there that looks like a coiled rope, just toss it, and I'll pin it over my regular hair like a toque. I ain't got no time for this."

Over and over and over again. The thing smells like a dead animal.


What a bummer. I had my money on Maxine Waters' staff. 

That's okay, though. I was only betting myself, but now I do have to pay my other self, after all, a bet's a bet.

4 comments:

Amartel said...

Apparently Sheila is a really nasty diva, esp to staff. What’s a flying monkey gonna do to get ahead in such circumstances? (Note to woke zombies: In this scenario, Sheila is the wicked witch and the pencil neck person of pallor is the monkey. Follow along.)

Amartel said...

What does “3rd” signify on his twitter title? Are there two other Coskos? Is this one the replicant? FBI must investigate! Get to the bottom of this!! We can NOT be outsourcing demented homegrown douchebro terrorism to robots. It’s unamerican.

AllenS said...

Jail time. Nothing less.

edutcher said...

Sheila Jackson Lee.

And Amartel is right. Ms Lee thinks the world is her footstool and she is the queen.

Literally.