I don't want to have to edit the comments so Evi and edutcher can't answer who this might be. Because you know I edit the comments so it only reflects my point of view. She is the exact opposite of perky I must say. Imagine waking up to that every morning. It is enough to choke a dead dog. If you had a gun you would shoot her to put her out of her misery. I guess that is why she wants to confiscate everyones guns.
Whose that raddled old harridan?
(Hat tip to the Evil Blogger Lady)
Addendum: I want to include a link to Evi's blog which you should check out every day. I only waited until someone guessed who this evil witch might be.
18 comments:
She looks perky.
I didn't recognize her from that angle - how about you run a hose up her ass?
@Rabel - sure, for values of "perky" that include "drooping and pointing at the floor".
Crooked Katie
Absolutely right ric.
And you weren't only referring to her breasts. Just sayn'
Hey, that photo looks like someone edited it. Not fair.
Looks like something that has a civil right to use the men's room.
Moochelle after the dermal peel.
katie couric?
She has looked better.
She looks okay to me. Makeup is overrated.
She looks like the Chewbacca lady. After she put the mask on.
It's Unedited Katie Couric.
Swipe left.
Rh would hit that.
Ouch.
Make up artists are true artists and are severely under appreciated. Some artists work in oils or water colors and others work in pancake make up. Plastic surgeons and fitness trainers can only take you so far. It's the make up artist who takes them over the top. The artist responsible for filling the canvas of Katie Couric with such warm, lifelike colors deserves recognition and perhaps a show at MOMA. This is an art form that should be recognized with its own gala awards night.....I wonder who uses more pancake make up--Katie Couric or Hillary. On many occasions I have seen Hillary looking life like and vivacious although never quite so attractive as Katie. Hillary's make up artist deserves due recognition, but Katie is a masterpiece.
Make up does wonders, doesn't it?
I like the other angle that makes her a splitting image for Gary Oldham in Dracula
Oh my GAWD
Yes, makeup does do wonders when applied with a trowel. Or if airbrushed then by sandblaster. I've seen at least a dozen links to articles about her (apology is it?) for being caught editing manipulatively interviews with gun owners to make them appear stupid when they're all actually sharp as tacks. Ping ping ping ouch sharp as tacks.
Sharper than tacks. Sharp as razor blades.
And each instance I'm thinking the problem here is all these people bothering to watch such an interview. Who would? Who would care? Right there's our problem; giving the woman needed energy. Katie watchers are breathing life into this dry lifeless tinder by bellowing vital oxygen onto her flagging ember. This is the woman right here given their ears and eyeballs, who would listen? IRL you'd be all, "Yeah yeah, what? Hand you the pickles on the top shelf? Sure, Little Lady. Nice purse. Is that a ... "
"Hermes."
"Thought so. You know that means doncha."
"What?"
"You're very special." *boink on the shoulder*
Because it's sad when your one saving grace is your handbag.
Your misdirection sure did misdirect. The opposite of perky would be a woman playing opposite Mary Tyler Moore.
But the jape about makeup is actually worse than television studio professional makeup. One of the links opened automatically and had to be shut off manually. In the seconds of unwanted Katie video I could not imagine anyone inviting that voice on any subject whatsoever. And a single glance at her own makeup is more reason not to. Yes, ladies arejudged on their makeup. Katie completely outlined her eyes top and bottom with black outliner. Like trailer park makeup, "what do I do? Oh yeah, outline my eyes with this black pencil." And that's it.
Katie as artist, drawing in black, outlines her own eyes. With black. All the way around. Two little almonds. Defined as cartoon.
Then the same thin treatment in red for the lips. Outline and fill in thin lips in red. zoink one movement covers both.
"Neanderthal Woman, tell me how do you put on your makeup?"
"I make black line. All around eyes. Red on lips."
"Thank you Neanderthal Woman for your lesson on prehistoric makeup."
As your eyeballs glance over the photo of Katie and skipping right over the article, la la la you wonder who in their right mind would bother listening to a woman who outlines her eyes in black and pontificating on sensible gun control measures. Nobody. Yet there she is, her flagging ember given renewed life.
Fraud-line editorina
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