Select a frame and crop out the crap resize to 500 to fit here.
Select Text tool and choose options, a new transparency automatically opens. Just copy/paste lines. Each time will be a new layer of text. Rasterize for a new text layer and shut off so it doesn't show and doesn't interferer with what you see as you position the text to either wallace or whatshisface.
Wallace says, "I must ask you about Hillary's unsecured emails." (Rasterize and shut it off for now)
Whatshisface on the left says, "Let's get lost in the weeds."
Wallace: Let's not get lost in the weeds.
Whatshisface: Here's some foxtail. *produces foxtail*
Wallace: Put those away, about Hillary's emails...
Whatshisface: Here's some nutsedge *produces nutsedge*
Wallace: I said put those away we must tal...
Whatshisface: Here's some nimbleweed. *produces nimbleweed*
Wallace: stop it
Whatshisface: TUMBLEWEED! Here's my favorite of all, tumbleweed * produces tumbleweed*
Wallace: Knock it off
Whatshisface: Tumbleweed tumbleweed! *piles up more tumbleweed*
Wallace: This is over
Whatshisface: Bindweed *produces flowering bindweed covering the entire table*
Wallace: I'm out
Whatshisface: Here's some Buckhorn plantain *Buckhorn plantain sprouts up in all around the edges.*
Wallace: GFY
Whatshisface: Ew, here's some pigweed and some Woodsorrel and some hop clover and some chickweed. *entire panel is filled with weeds.*
[Finishing touches: Duplicate the original cropped photo and copy for as many text layers you end up with. Then two-by-two unite each text with a background. Check the layers are in order with no extra layers. Open timeline window in Photoshop. Turn layers into frames. Set timing of frames. Save as GIF. See how it looks and agree all around it makes as much sense as the video, says the exact same thing 'cept differ'nt, and is a bit more fun.]
Wanna see?
Okay, I will make it like this and show you.
Done. Scheduled for 11:30 If you cannot wait that long to see this Tomfoolery then Flickr here
13 comments:
Well, you can't expect the MSM to go from zero to sixty after Trump is elected after being dormant so long -- they are practicing their chops.
A revitalized MSM is a silver lining of the coming Trump era that anyone should be able to appreciate.
As will be a renewed appreciation for the Constitution and the Separation of Powers therein.
I never seen a shutdown against a lefty like that.
Well, that was a big kick in the nuts.
So, how many other members of Obama's cabinet are using a private email server?
Let's photoshop this.
We'll interpret it too as byproduct, simplify it.
Select a frame and crop out the crap resize to 500 to fit here.
Select Text tool and choose options, a new transparency automatically opens. Just copy/paste lines. Each time will be a new layer of text. Rasterize for a new text layer and shut off so it doesn't show and doesn't interferer with what you see as you position the text to either wallace or whatshisface.
Wallace says, "I must ask you about Hillary's unsecured emails." (Rasterize and shut it off for now)
Whatshisface on the left says, "Let's get lost in the weeds."
Wallace: Let's not get lost in the weeds.
Whatshisface: Here's some foxtail. *produces foxtail*
Wallace: Put those away, about Hillary's emails...
Whatshisface: Here's some nutsedge *produces nutsedge*
Wallace: I said put those away we must tal...
Whatshisface: Here's some nimbleweed. *produces nimbleweed*
Wallace: stop it
Whatshisface: TUMBLEWEED! Here's my favorite of all, tumbleweed * produces tumbleweed*
Wallace: Knock it off
Whatshisface: Tumbleweed tumbleweed! *piles up more tumbleweed*
Wallace: This is over
Whatshisface: Bindweed *produces flowering bindweed covering the entire table*
Wallace: I'm out
Whatshisface: Here's some Buckhorn plantain *Buckhorn plantain sprouts up in all around the edges.*
Wallace: GFY
Whatshisface: Ew, here's some pigweed and some Woodsorrel and some hop clover and some chickweed. *entire panel is filled with weeds.*
[Finishing touches: Duplicate the original cropped photo and copy for as many text layers you end up with. Then two-by-two unite each text with a background. Check the layers are in order with no extra layers. Open timeline window in Photoshop. Turn layers into frames. Set timing of frames. Save as GIF. See how it looks and agree all around it makes as much sense as the video, says the exact same thing 'cept differ'nt, and is a bit more fun.]
Wanna see?
Okay, I will make it like this and show you.
Done. Scheduled for 11:30
If you cannot wait that long to see this Tomfoolery then Flickr here
When is someone going to say COLIN POWELL DIDN'T USE A PRIVATE SERVER.
The comparison to Colin Powell is totally baseless without merit.
NOBODY set up a private server EXCEPT HILLARY.
when are they going to mention all the money the Clitnons hauled in WHILE SHE was SEC OF STATE?
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April wrote: when are they going to mention all the money the Clitnons hauled in WHILE SHE was SEC OF STATE?
You really should leave Huma out of this one.
Glad to see Cris get tough - but, he missed an opportunity. Why didn't he say "Colin Powell never set up a private server."
Also - Hillary lies every time she repeats "It was allowed."
No it f*cking wasn't. Liar.
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