What a great weekend we had this Memorial Day. The whole
family was able to get together. Unfortunately we couldn't do it at the golf
course in Florida because Donald had a press conference today at Trump Tower so we all had
to go to that cow Ivanka’s house. She loves to lord it over everyone because
she thinks she is so smart. She has her brothers cowed and she is the apple of
her Daddy’s eye. You would think she would concentrate on her new baby but she
could drop him in a gorilla’s cage and not give a crap as long as she could
stand next to her Daddy on the stage with the camera’s flashing.
These family events always go the same way. Donald Jr gets
drunk and falls asleep. That retard Eric always gets burned from the barbecue
even when we are eating inside. That little slut Tiffany takes her top off just
like her mama the whore. And Ivanka sits in her Daddy’s lap and tells everyone
what to do.
At least we had a great press conference. Donald had to go
out and answer the bullshit questions from the press. What a bunch of morons.
First they claimed he didn’t raise the money. Then they asked why it was taking
so long. Look when people pledge money they don’t always pay after they take
credit for it. Donnie had to collect it. Did you ever try to get money from
rich people? They are all cheap
bastards. So we had to collect the money and although we had six million in
pledges we could not collect all of it. I mean we did five and a half but of
course that is not enough for the scumbags in the press who never thought about
a vet except to step over a homeless one on their way into Starbucks. I mean
what did Hillary ever do for the vets? Besides to say that the VA is fine and
that the lines were no big deal. Donnie paid out the money and has the checks
to prove it. Which didn’t have to be published except for the trashing he was
getting from the scumbag press.
We had to make sure that the people we were giving the money
to were not crooks. Imagine if we gave it to someone and they wasted it on
trips to Pedophile Island like the Clinton Foundation did? When is the scumbag
press going to demand that Hillary list where the money from the Clinton
foundation went? How much of it went for salaries to Bill and Chelsea and
Blumenthal and all of their attack dogs? What about the money they took from
that Blood Diamond Company and then Hillary changed the rules for them while
she was Secretary of State? When is that sleazy scum bag from CBS gonna sit in
the front row and ask Hillary about that? When? Never that’s when.
I was so happy to see Donald smack around those nerap
bastards in the press. One little pischer was shouting out why was Donnie
exaggerating all the time. Because he said six million. Well that was the
pledge we got but it was not what we could collect. It will be over that amount
when it is all over. Of course the press will never report that. I hope Donnie
smacks them around every day. Just the way he is doing with that mamacita in
New Mexico and that jerkoff Kristol. They are bad mouthing us every day and the
press thinks we have to kiss their ass for some reason. They just don’t get it.
They never will. You see you have to make an example of them so the rest of them don't step out of line. That was what Naomi did when she chucked that cellphone into her maids head. She never had a problem with her help again. You have to set the tone if you want the knuckleheads to know what will happen if they step out of line.
I have to get ready for the rest of the campaign. We are
planning the convention right now. I am helping Corey line up the acts. A bunch
of my supermodel friends will be their flashing their tits. Penn and Teller. Twisted Sister will
lead off every night with “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” Garey Busey is gonna read
his poems. We are working with Starr Jones to have her play with a baby in a
kiddee pool and we can have someone shoot her. People will love that. We know
how to do a TV show. It is gonna be great. I have to pick out some sexy thongs
to wear in case the cameraman films my ass. What am I a thinking? They always
film my ass.
I am gonna be a great First Lady.
10 comments:
Think about it: the entire ruling class, both heads, and its water carrying MSM, KNOWINGLY support the screaming cackling embodiment of heartless corruption. Which makes them ALL knaves. A part of me is shocked, thinks it's surreal. But another part of me, the part that experienced MANHATTANITES for years, thinks, how else could it be? I was one of those outer borough bright kids who got a good enough mark on a competitive exam to be accepted by Stuyvesant, an "elite" high school located in Manhattan. Many other students were also outer borough but the culture was totally Manhattan. The thing that got to me, the only thing I took away from my years at Stuyvesant was the vicious ranking. Ranking = vicious verbal put down by every student of every other student. Because they all did it and they all did it all the time. For me it was a shock I was never really able to toughen up enough to participate in or not be hurt by. Anyway, that's the mark of the ones who "make it" in Manhattan and in Washington. Not that Trump doesn't relish ranking, doesn't relish giving back as good as he gets. But it's not ALL HE IS.
Am I superior because I didn't have it in me to become an adept ranker? No, I'm probably inferior, but I HATE the bastids.
Millions of other normal regular Americans feel the same as you and me ric. They know the press for the sleazy scumbags they are and the more that Donnie smacks them around the more they will cheer.
Did you hear that Sgt Major speak about the press and the vets? And the ones who Hillary set up to protest in front of the press conference? It was epic.
Jesse Ventura is the latest to turn down Bill Kristol's offer of a third party run.
God, I can't tell which it feels like more - 1968 or 1980.
I think they should run William Jennings Bryan.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Trump wins the presidency in a near landslide. if a third party alt-dnc candidate shows up, it goes to the house.
He is showing you how to do it with the media. He is not going to sit there and take the lies.
I was listening to this asshole Gasperino from FOX business demanding to know why it took so long for Trump to give out the money. He told you. Sometimes people pledge money to a charity and then don't send it in. So you could have six million in pledges and only collect five and a half. Then you have to vet the groups you are giving it to so they are not scams. Gasperino said that there were major charities they could have given it to right away. That's true enough but they wanted to spread it around and help a bunch of different worthy charities.
The fact is Trump showed the medias lies and bias and stuck it right up their ass. With a copy of a certified check.
I think I am going to call them the Main Sleaze Media from now on.
Methadras said...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Trump wins the presidency in a near landslide. if a third party alt-dnc candidate shows up, it goes to the house.
Don't put money on that last one. Unless they can find a "name" that would actually draw votes, as I said, it's be John Anderson in '80 all over again.
Trooper York said...
He is showing you how to do it with the media. He is not going to sit there and take the lies.
I was listening to this asshole Gasperino from FOX business demanding to know why it took so long for Trump to give out the money. He told you. Sometimes people pledge money to a charity and then don't send it in. So you could have six million in pledges and only collect five and a half
Happens all the time. There's a good Surber piece going through all that, but the real issue is this is what happened when Jerry Lewis did the MDA Telethons or anything similar. It was the pledges you saw. How much actually showed up was another matter.
Another issue that isn't discussed, the idea that Trump giving the media Hell is worth all the slick ads imaginable.
When you've passed the point where even Ed Asner has call the J school crowd, "privileged punks", you know every shot Trump (or Richard B Cheney or anyone else) takes at them is worth a half million votes apiece.
also, the picture of Melania is hot. I love how her dress accentuates her boobies. Yes, I said boobies, because I'm really a 12 year old new post-pubescent boy.
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