June 24, 1876
My dearest Libbie,
I sit here on the
prairie with my back against my saddle gazing at the stars and dreaming of you
my darling girl. I am on the cusp of my greatest victory. A victory so great
that you fondest desires will inevitably come to fruition.
We will attack the
savages at dawn. The Seventh will ride to glory and everlasting fame. A large encampment
of these base aborigines are in the Black Hills below us and I will charge
right down the valley. Just as I charged down that sweet sweet valley of your
innermost self on the night we first made love. You remember that night. How
could you ever forget?
I know I have not been
a perfect husband. I have made many mistakes.
A man’s needs as a man must. I know you always believed me despite the gossip
and rumors. I also am keenly aware of how betrayed your felt when you found the
stained blue frock of the Queen of Sheba in our quarters. It is a mistake I
will regret to my grave.
That is all in the
past. After tomorrow everything will change. Your correspondence with General
McClellan and the other poohbahs of the Democratic Party has led to their
agreement to support me throwing my hat into the ring. I will resign my
commission and stand for President as has been your fondest desire. Beside the
touch of my sweet sweet member on your skin.
General Sheridan has
given me this chance and I shall not squander it. The General knows what must
be done. He is not one to listen to the Quakers and Nay Sayers and Pantywaists
who decry the type of war we face. The Army must proceed and wipe out this
danger to our civilization. I will ride into the valley and destroys these
savages root and branch. Men. Women. Children. No quarter can be given. I hope
and pray that there will always be commanders who will give the troops in the
field to license to complete the job no matter who unpleasant it might be.
Victory is our only option on this you must rely.
Once this odious duty
is complete I will return to your loving embrace my dearest. Together we will
proceed in triumph and show that the Democrat Party can finally retake the
Presidency. Together we will rule wisely
and justly. The people will get two great minds for the price of one.
I cannot express the
depth of my love and desire for you my most precious Libbie. I hold a lock of
your hair next to my heart and count the hour’s nay the minutes until we are reunited.
With all of my love
and longing,
Your Dearest Autie.
4 comments:
Well, I thought the best he thought he could do was Commissioner of Indian Affairs.
And he did love the West more than most.
Well, I thought the best he thought he could do was Commissioner of Indian Affairs.
Custer had affairs? I thought he didn't do one last stands?
Actually, those "affairs", with Indians or anyone else, are more speculation than anything.
PS in answer to Who's That Girl, it's Elizabeth Bacon.
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