Actually this is kind of unfair. It is not that easy to pour Guinness or any other stout. There is a trick to it than any experienced bartender knows in pouring a thick stout. I don't expect her to know this.
Or how to use a Metro Card.
Or anything that a normal working class person has to know.
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She's one of us.
And you know there are 7 ways she's just like your abuela.
PS routes?
Oh, you mean routes to our hearts
And our liberties.
And out pocketbooks.
I don't think Hillary is an expert on head.
You'd have to ask Vince Foster.
No quite windbag.
She is an expert on giving bad head.
It's possible Vince Forster was screwed.
No possible about it.
So what's the trick other than holding the glass at a 45% angle under the spigot? Plus, don't bartenders have those giant tongue depressor thingies to clear excess foam off the top if they mis-pour? Yes, my ignorance is near total, but I'm still breathing which the same can't be said of Gary Shandling. Rip Torn on the other hand I liked and I mourn...well, that's too strong a term...I regret his passing.
Why does Hillary want to be president? To destroy the Western World? I mean seriously what's this mad passion to be Queen about?
The thing is you can't rush it. Especially Guinness. You pour maybe a quarter of the pint in using the angle you describe. Set it aside and let it settle. Then put in two quarters and let it settle. Then top it off where you get a head.
Now in a busy bar they take short cuts and only break it up into two pours. That is acceptable. But the head has to be less then 10% of the pint or they are screwing you. It is an art not a science.
On the other hand I don't think Hillary could pour piss out of a boot.
Why she thinks with her record she should be President is beyond me.
Anybody notice in the lower picture, she looks like she's got a snootful herself?
She may not know how to pour it, but she knows how to slug it down.
On the other hand I don't think Hillary could pour piss out of a boot.
...with the instructions written on the bottom. Besides, she'd have Huma do it for her.
Who knew Hillary gave good head?
She may not know how to pour Guinness but she knows enough not to take a sip from that frothy beverage she poured. If she had done that and been left with a mustache, my God, the jokes would have been endless. I give her a pass on the turnstile machine. Some of those damned things are temperamental. They're programmed not to take your card when the train is entering the station, but otherwise they work fine.......Hillary has her moments of humanity, but you get the sense that she has internalized the TelePrompTer. Maybe that's a good thing. The phony smile is better than the resting bitch face.
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