Thursday, November 19, 2015

What would the person who named Walkie Talkies have named other items?

Reddit top voted answers:
Pregnancy test: Maybe baby.
Grand Theft Auto would be Stealy Wheely Auto-Mobiley.
Spoons would be soupy scoopies
Socks are feetie heaties
Condom: Pee-pee tee-pee
Screwdrivers: Rightie Tighties
Napkins would be swipie wipies
The Internet: kitties and titties

6 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

These are brilliant.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

When i worked as a CAD draftsman it was disheartening to start working on a drawing w/o standard layer names. My strong impulse was to take time an rename them. But the idea that the drawing might find it's way back to it's creator would give me pause. I might show up the wrong guy.

Adamsunderground said...

AutoCAD: Goad Block Explode

Methadras said...

Autocad: Maddie Drawie

A Toilet: Pottie Squatie

Mechanics: Fixie Workie

Sex: Sucky Fucky

I can go on all day with this.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Squatty Potty

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Meth beat me to it.