So the moral of the story here is, ladies, when your man asks you to smell his armpit, don't question it, just suck it up and do it and you wont' be assaulted.
You have to work up to these kind of things. A woman needs more time than a man. You start out gently with a carefully ripened sock slid slowly across the nose as she sleeps. Then some tender dutch oven foreplay before you can expect her to welcome the full-on armpit. I blame porn for men misunderstanding what women like.
Washing dishes, and cleaning up Arm pit you're in my waaay There's too much bloke and that's no joke Look what's going on inside yoooouu Oooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Oooh that smell The smell of petty misdemeanor jail sentence surrounds you
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"Now they call you Prince Charming"
So all her talk about being soul mates was a lie!
Maybe the unity of smell develops over time.
She was not ready.
Apparently #SmellMatters to this guy.
#WorldToiletDay today.
Are these two events related?
So the moral of the story here is, ladies, when your man asks you to smell his armpit, don't question it, just suck it up and do it and you wont' be assaulted.
You have to work up to these kind of things. A woman needs more time than a man. You start out gently with a carefully ripened sock slid slowly across the nose as she sleeps. Then some tender dutch oven foreplay before you can expect her to welcome the full-on armpit. I blame porn for men misunderstanding what women like.
She got pheromoned.
Washing dishes, and cleaning up
Arm pit you're in my waaay
There's too much bloke and that's no joke
Look what's going on inside yoooouu
Oooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Oooh that smell
The smell of petty misdemeanor jail sentence surrounds you
I hate it when that happens.
I always thought that Lynryd Skynyd fielded too many guitars on stage at once to truly respect. "Freebird" was a nice tribute to Duana Allman, though.
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