I don' think you can be my therapist!

" You call yourself the "Boy Wonder."  Here I have bunch of Hench woman in tight leopard tops and stretch pants and you can't even raise a twig. What's up with that?"
"He is a pure and decent young man you evil wench. Back away and leave him alone."
"Holy rare clumbers Batman! Will we ever escape the clutches of this felonious feline?"