Saturday, November 28, 2015

turkey pardon

A few Republican candidates were asked how they would pardon a turkey. The video is kind of cute.


8 comments:

Dad Bones said...

Sarah Palin would know what to do with a turkey.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The Obama daughters appeared better behaved this year.

Chip Ahoy said...

[hypnotize chicken] Works on turkeys too. Eddie Stutko showed me how. He's a punk, the harmless kind that chances upon trouble or has it follow into questionable circumstances. All the time. What are the tiny farms called cut from the edges of plantation property following slavery?

Sharecroppers. I think. A tiny nearly complete farm. A black woman living alone, quite old, a smaller shack than in The Color Purple. Several chickens running all around and a few turkeys. Eddie and I hypnotized all of them. For fun. Because we are punks. It only last for a few minutes then they're back to clucking around a bit more sedate. It could probably be used to fake them out right before chopping off their heads, you know, for humanity.

Chip Ahoy said...

Dad Bones, I was thinking about that video too. It's just so odd. I think it's going to be a holiday favorite like the radio show episode that has the audience imagining turkeys dropped from a helicopter.

deborah said...

Adorable, especially Fiorina.

deborah said...

Your graphic is great, too.

ricpic said...

OMG, Fiorina and that mother knows best voice of hers. Two weeks into her presidency a million guys' heads would've already exploded. Mine too.

Is Hussein pardoning a white turkey or an albino turkey? Important to know in order to figure out which code he's sending.

deborah said...

It wasn't her normal, lecturing tone though. That's why I thought it was sweet.