Saturday, November 28, 2015

Oh WIlbur! People having sex with horses is on the rise in Switzerland!


More Swiss people are having sex with horses, according to a sickening new report.
There were 105 cases of the maltreatment of horses in Switzerland in 2014 — 10 percent of which involved people having sex with them, according to Tier im Recht, an animal welfare group.
“This rate is relatively elevated compared with other types of animals,” Andreas Rüttimann, a legal expert with the group, told reporters, The Local reported.
There are an estimated 110,000 horses living on 18,000 Swiss farms. Experts estimate that 10,000 people in Switzerland are “predisposed” to zoophilia, according to the 20 Minuten newspaper.
The group said the number of unreported horse abuse cases is likely much higher than reported, given that so many people in the country are involved with equestrian activities.
Overall, there were 1,709 incidents of abuse against animals in Switzerland in 2014, up from 1,542 from the previous year, according to Tier im Recht. "We did that this is problematic but then who are we to judge. So the Swiss government has decided to issue marriage licenses to legitimize the love that can not neigh it's name. Several celebrities have decided to move to Bern to take advantage of our European sensibility. Alan Young, Charlie Sheen and Miley Cyrus have already taken up residence."
As with many trends that originate in Europe the acceptance of Equine Love will soon be a reality here in the United States. It is reported the Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy is already in search of a penumbra. It is just a matter of time.

12 comments:

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Have you ever made it alone, thru the harsh cold winter on the farm in high alpine zienderfruzen? Yeah - just saying.

AllenS said...

They get confused with the holes in Swiss cheese.

edutcher said...

I'll never be able to see Duke Wayne kiss his horse again without wanting to take a shower.

Trooper York said...

The Duke never kissed his horse. That was Randolph Scott.

ricpic said...

Did a horse ever give you a chubby, spied in a hummocky bower?
Get that disgusting thought out of your head and take a cold shower!

William said...

I recently read a biography of Catherine the Great. She used to ride her horse astride rather than side saddle. That's probably where all those salacious stories came from. Pity. The legend is far more entertaining. The historian could only document eighteen lovers. I suppose there were others that she kept discreet, but there are probably lots of girls who surpassed her record on spring break.......I think women more than men are into horses. I knew a girl who spent more than she could afford on horseback riding lessons. I'm not saying anything untoward happened, but there's a hint of mint there.

rcocean said...

10 percent of 105 is 10.5 so I guess there was one case of someone only having 50% sex with a horse.

edutcher said...

Trooper York said...

The Duke never kissed his horse. That was Randolph Scott.

Somebody told him he'd do it for Randolph Scott.

William said...

I think women more than men are into horses

Women have more to get into.

rhhardin said...

Imus always brings up

1. Show me on the horse-doll where the bad person touched you

2. Was it non-consensual

for human/animal sex news.

Aridog said...

Hurl. Paging clean up on aisle 9....

I know some mares who'd make putty, literally, of anyone who tried this crap. WTF!?

Amartel said...

This is all over the innerwebs. How was this statistic obtained? Was there some sort if questionnaire distributed. Cold call phone poll? Yes, we're calling to ask if you've ever banged anything outside your own species. Just wondering. And people said yes. They had. Once done it with a horse. Maybe twice. Who keeps track if such things. Impliedly drunk at the time.
Disgusting!

Aridog said...

Some one please explain to me just what would make someone want to have sex of any kind with a horse or dog or anything other than a lovely woman? Or vice versa. What? I just do not get it. Worse comes to worse, for men, just go to old lady five fingers! If you have no other option I mean. WTF is wrong with these other people?