Is it me, or do those two military uniformed guys (one with the shades and the other one with a low zipper) look like they just came from an all night party?
Is it me, or do those two military uniformed guys (one with the shades and the other one with a low zipper) look like they just came from an all night party?
We were sitting outside at a popular hamburger joint in Honolulu eating our hamburgers and whey, in the shade of a large leafy tree, when along comes a bird and sits above Allen, true fax, except for the whey part, that we all failed to see.
A bird poos on Allen. We look up and see the bird. One time thing, thinks he.
He being Allen and all the rest of us.
Bird poos again and it lands on Allen again. We look up and the big fat rotund bird is obviously settled in, head tucked in, roosting for the night. We tell this to Allen encouraging him to move, but something stubborn about Allen set in. He stays put to all our distress and amusement combined, and the bird SHITS on Allen all over again, a third time, and we're all YOU FUCKING IDIOT MOVE ALREADY but Allen stays put.
Other observations: 1. Old Russian guys in uniform looking a little shabby there. Way to take care of your vets, Russians. I mean, we withhold vital medical attention from our vets when they're dying but at least they're well turned out at public events! 2. O'Blamer won't have this problem since he has his own PUH (personal umbrella holder).
"Has Putin renounced the group who shot down the Malaysian 17 flight yet? How about the scum who looted the bodies?"
Ho hum. I'm more interested in tens of thousands of characters invading the USA in defiance of the immigration laws, then wanking on about some foreign leader 5,000 miles away, who's supposedly done something that's never been proven. But to each his own.
Yesterday a 20-something males asked, "How is your day going?"
"Actually, it's just starting. I was up all night."
"Doing what?"
"learning iMovie."
"I haven't done any of that. What were you making?"
"Changing a video about Pelosi."
"Who is that?"
"She's a creaky old super-entitled lying hag who used to be speaker of the House and is quite thick besides."
"Oh. Didn't know that."
Then today an interviewer asked two twenty-something males if they can name one of Colorado's two senators, [Mike Bennet (good guy) Mark Udal (entitled political dynasty who invokes "Koch Brothers and tax breaks for the wealthy in his ads)] Neither could answer, neither could even guess. Nor could they name Colorado governor (John Hickenlooper, previously mayor) Neither could even venture a guess, but allowed the name did sound a bit familiar.
And that is because they have more interesting things to do and to know about. Like aimlessly wander the shopping mall where the interviews took place.
"And that is because they have more interesting things to do and to know about. Like aimlessly wander the shopping mall where the interviews took place."
LoL. And Chip Ahoy slips the stiletto in at the very last. Well done, Chip.
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The Cold War... back on.
A bird converted into a drone by the CIA conducted it's fist successful strike on a foreign leader.
America is back!
Would some please translate Scooby's speech for a Твёрди з́нак (Tvordi znak)? How about for two Tvordi znaks?
Is it me, or do those two military uniformed guys (one with the shades and the other one with a low zipper) look like they just came from an all night party?
Is it me, or do those two military uniformed guys (one with the shades and the other one with a low zipper) look like they just came from an all night party?
да, да, водка и девушки
В Советском Союзе, партия найдет вас!
Sixty Grit said...
В Советском Союзе, партия найдет вас!
В бывшем Советском Союзе, мы изобрели "Skinny Girl" водку, потому что все девушки были худой!
The day I lost respect for Allen.
We were sitting outside at a popular hamburger joint in Honolulu eating our hamburgers and whey, in the shade of a large leafy tree, when along comes a bird and sits above Allen, true fax, except for the whey part, that we all failed to see.
A bird poos on Allen. We look up and see the bird. One time thing, thinks he.
He being Allen and all the rest of us.
Bird poos again and it lands on Allen again. We look up and the big fat rotund bird is obviously settled in, head tucked in, roosting for the night. We tell this to Allen encouraging him to move, but something stubborn about Allen set in. He stays put to all our distress and amusement combined, and the bird SHITS on Allen all over again, a third time, and we're all YOU FUCKING IDIOT MOVE ALREADY but Allen stays put.
В советской Америке мы изобрели знаки плюс для глаз, чтобы указать тех, кто overimbibed в водке!
Chanelling Nelson from the Simpsons: HAW HAW.
Other observations:
1. Old Russian guys in uniform looking a little shabby there. Way to take care of your vets, Russians. I mean, we withhold vital medical attention from our vets when they're dying but at least they're well turned out at public events!
2. O'Blamer won't have this problem since he has his own PUH (personal umbrella holder).
Also, it's good luck to have a bird poop on you. At least that's what everyone sez when a bird poops on them.
Has Putin renounced the group who shot down the Malaysian 17 flight yet? How about the scum who looted the bodies?
"Has Putin renounced the group who shot down the Malaysian 17 flight yet? How about the scum who looted the bodies?"
Ho hum. I'm more interested in tens of thousands of characters invading the USA in defiance of the immigration laws, then wanking on about some foreign leader 5,000 miles away, who's supposedly done something that's never been proven. But to each his own.
да, да, водка и девушки
I don't speak Putin.
Want to hear something stew-pud?
Okay, goes like this:
Yesterday a 20-something males asked, "How is your day going?"
"Actually, it's just starting. I was up all night."
"Doing what?"
"learning iMovie."
"I haven't done any of that. What were you making?"
"Changing a video about Pelosi."
"Who is that?"
"She's a creaky old super-entitled lying hag who used to be speaker of the House and is quite thick besides."
"Oh. Didn't know that."
Then today an interviewer asked two twenty-something males if they can name one of Colorado's two senators, [Mike Bennet (good guy) Mark Udal (entitled political dynasty who invokes "Koch Brothers and tax breaks for the wealthy in his ads)] Neither could answer, neither could even guess. Nor could they name Colorado governor (John Hickenlooper, previously mayor) Neither could even venture a guess, but allowed the name did sound a bit familiar.
And that is because they have more interesting things to do and to know about. Like aimlessly wander the shopping mall where the interviews took place.
"And that is because they have more interesting things to do and to know about. Like aimlessly wander the shopping mall where the interviews took place."
LoL. And Chip Ahoy slips the stiletto in at the very last. Well done, Chip.
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