Friday, February 22, 2019

This is Dolphins Country!

"Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute, police say"
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is being charged with misdemeanor solicitation of prostitution after he was twice videotaped paying for a sex act at an illicit massage parlor, police in Florida said Friday.

Jupiter police told reporters Friday that the 77-year-old Kraft hasn’t been arrested. A warrant will be issued and his attorneys will be notified. Kraft has denied wrongdoing.

Jupiter Police Chief Daniel Kerr said he was shocked to learn Kraft, who is worth $6 billion, was paying for sex inside a strip-mall massage parlor, the Orchids of Asia Day Spa.

“We are as equally stunned as everyone else,” Kerr said.
In Bob Kraft's defense, things started going hairy for him since he started eating salads with a comb.

6 comments:

ricpic said...

He couldn't order in?

Chip Ahoy said...

Ha ha ha ha ha. Now that shit is funny!

Come on. Talk about opposition research. They actually followed the guy around.

A long time ago a friend told me he's sick and tired of all these gay masseuses blowing him when all he wants is a back rub.

Body rub, deep tissue massage, whatever.

That NEVER happened to me.

Then it occurred to me, "Well, Francis that's because you keep popping a boner all the time and that (ahem) stands for an invitation"

GAWL!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Tucker Carlson has some guy on spinning a Roger Goodell conspiracy against the New England Patriots.

Google has Roger's birthday as Feb 19. The day the alleged request occurred?

Coincidence.

AllenS said...

Ah, the old birthday present excuse. It just might work.

MamaM said...

Deflating

edutcher said...

Hey, give the guy props for that much lust at 77.