A couple came over for dinner. The towels were stacked as a tower in the corner. She asked, "why so many towels?"
I answered, "Because I'm a spaz and I make a lot of messes."
That's not funny. I don't know why her husband found it so funny but the guy cracked up laughing. It must have been something related. I'm still mystified about that. The scene is locked into memory and I'm still puzzled.
I went to kleenex (generic brand) instead of paper towels years ago. They soak up enough water from hands so that you hands dry very fast, and get most spills effectively. Hugely cheaper than paper towels for the same purpose.
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You know, if you just leave the dishes alone, they dry themselves.
That's funny. These things never dry any dishes.
A couple came over for dinner. The towels were stacked as a tower in the corner. She asked, "why so many towels?"
I answered, "Because I'm a spaz and I make a lot of messes."
That's not funny. I don't know why her husband found it so funny but the guy cracked up laughing. It must have been something related. I'm still mystified about that. The scene is locked into memory and I'm still puzzled.
I went to kleenex (generic brand) instead of paper towels years ago. They soak up enough water from hands so that you hands dry very fast, and get most spills effectively. Hugely cheaper than paper towels for the same purpose.
160 for a dollar.
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