8Greens is distinguished from the rest by being the only powder compressed into tablet form with a trace of baking soda along with the natural acids and a binder that is also a sweetener to form a fizzy tablet. The tablet dissolves in bubbling action.
They're lauded as sugar free, but with another non-sugar sweetener, over and over we hear "sugar free, sugar fee, sugar free," even as the inventor, who looks a bit like Ann Coulter, sometimes mixes the drink with vodka.
Gawl, a health supplement with vodka.
That's my kind of gal.
The tablets are made from real greens.
I would really appreciate a video on green tablet production.
I need to see bushels of various greens dehydrated, processed to dust and and compressed into tablets.
I visualize a gigantic dehydrator loaded with bushels of greens that moves to a giant coffee bean mill that turns all the dry leaves to dust, with snow shovels adding artificial sweetener and baking soda, that moves to giant garbage compressor that punches out pills along a conveyer belt, that get shaken into stacks and slipped into little plastic tubes on their own conveyer.
The fizzy tablets are made from:
spinach
wheatgrass
kale
blue green algae
spirulina
aloe vera
chlorella
barley grass
Bring it. I'm all for algae and seaweed and kelp. I have 3 kinds around here and I use them a lot. They're delicious; nori, kombu and wakame. All three are excellent.
I made these flattened triangular rice balls called onigiri stuffed with teaspoon of ordinary tuna salad and wrapped in paper-like nori seaweed and the whole idea sounds flat and unappealing, and they're not attractive, but together they are compellingly excellent and a guy could get fat eating all that white rice.
The fizzy tablets contain the equivalent of:
6 cups spinach
15 cups broccoli
7 cups milk
6 oranges
One tablet goes in 8oz of water.
I bought one these tubes to try them out.
What am I crazy?
I don't want that many vegetables, milk and fruit all at one time. What kind of pig would eat that much broccoli?
The pills have a line impressed in the center so they can be snapped in half.
I used half a tablet in 1 pint of water for very diluted fizzy drink. Twice. So one pill for 1 quart of water.
They taste okay. Dey augh'ight.
I don't know if I'll buy them again. I'll see how it goes. The pills can be mixed with any recipe that takes water. I could add a tablet to bread, to rice, potatoes, pot roast, salad dressing, cereal, oatmeal, cornbread, zucchini bread, anything. I could drop one in the coffee bean mill and use it as powder, sprinkle it into meatloaf, into biscuits, into miso, into any soup. Whatever. Limited only by imagination.
But if all that it does is darken my urine then pffffft there goes another health supplement.
The cost is 1.20 - 1.40 a tablet, depending on where you buy them plus shipping. Less if you buy a box of six tubes. 10 tablets per tube.
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A little too Treky for me.
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